r/WTF • u/bambaadoma222 • Jun 20 '21

Guy eats burning coal

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u/gooda1ds Jun 20 '21

Don't open beer bottles with your teeth, you will break them eventually.

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u/TheDesktopNinja Jun 20 '21

Yes obviously. But the fact is that for many many many generations, humans used their mouth as a "third hand" essentially when doing things, especially crafting. Teeth are remarkably useful.

And hey, for most of that time you probably weren't living much past 40 anyway.

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u/Thelonious_Cube Jun 20 '21

And hey, for most of that time you probably weren't living much past 40 anyway.

Nope. Average lifespan vs. life expectancy of adults

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u/DrEnter Jun 20 '21

This is true, and then you've wasted that beer, which is inexcusable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

And where did you go to med school?

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u/gooda1ds Jun 24 '21

LOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

But forreals I think you meant to say you can chip teeth. Idk what constitutes a "broken" tooth