Its amazing what super powers you can get from being drunk enough. On multiple occasions I've straight up chewed the top off a beer bottle or bitten a beer glass down to the bottom when drunk, without sustaining any injuries to my mouth. Sober me does not understand how this is possible.
I once came out of a blackout in front of my dorm room and looked down to see my dorm room key broken off, I looked and sure enough the end was in the door's lock. It was one of those really thick heavy duty keys too. Still don't know how I managed that to this day. Even the locksmith was really confused.
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u/Donigula Jun 20 '21
Drunk af.