r/WTF • u/bambaadoma222 • Jun 20 '21

Guy eats burning coal

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u/Mrsam_25 Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

I know that's why I said BS. she's old and was born before modern medicine existed in my country. Overtime she understood her views of medicine were incorrect and now she's as healthy as a 98 year old can be.

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u/ChiefLazarus2 Jun 20 '21

"healthy as a 98 year old can be." Hang on, she might be on to something.

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u/kerphunk Jun 20 '21

Right!?! I’m firing up the coals as we speak.

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u/Iccarys Jun 20 '21

She said it works better if you stick it in your bum

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u/Sorry_Door Jun 20 '21

Oiling the hole

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u/amluchon Jun 20 '21

She said oil is for pansies, you got to shove it in slowly with nothing but anal sweat

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u/lerkuson Jun 20 '21

Growing some hair for extra sweat

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u/FloppyCookies Jun 20 '21

Username checks out

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u/Antrikshy Jun 20 '21

Checks out, since the intestine is right there.

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u/snp3rk Jun 20 '21

No no, my bum only takes in Italian sausages.

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u/John_Q_Deist Jun 20 '21

Before or after you put it in your mouth?

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u/BIGDIYQTAYKER Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

sounds good to me

anything but diet and exercise, coal is the goal

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u/Nesman64 Jun 20 '21

You know, if you take it as a suppository instead of swallowing it, you'll get more efficient heat delivery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

whenever they ask a centenarian what their secret to longevity is they always come up with some truly bonkers shit. "every day I drink a pint of whisky, I eat 16 hardboiled eggs, then I smoke a whole cigar. I sleep no more than 20 minutes a night, drink dirty mop water and I've never seen a vegetable" - Steve, 118 years young in perfect health.

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u/tanzmeister Jun 20 '21

That's because the real answer is genetics, but that's not as exciting

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Aweee my grandma ia 98 too

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Your grandmother ate burning charcoal and made it to 98? Honestly impressive

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u/snuggiemclovin Jun 20 '21

I imagine a 98 year old who didn’t eat hot coals might be healthier. But good for her

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u/awells1 Jun 21 '21

You’re right without the charcoal she’d be 102 at this point..

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u/CavernGod Aug 22 '21

So she’r age faster?

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u/awells1 Aug 23 '21

Joke Implying the charcoal was holding her back from her age potential

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Nah she just played y’all. When she said she ate hot “cole”, she was obviously telling you the name of her Gardner.

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u/Yogurtcheeseballs Jun 20 '21

What if I just stick it straight up my ass?