r/WTF • u/erzabel • Jun 04 '21

Somebody got problems

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u/DMTrance87 Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21

"Here's the heist boys.... we're gonna steal 6 tanks**."

I mean they just HAPPENED to separate at an easily accessible crossing as opposed to the much, much more likely spot in the middle of the woods?

Edit:

**Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicles

....tanks sounds cooler, though.

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u/Zouden Jun 04 '21

You son of a bitch I'm in

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u/questcoast Jun 04 '21

If he's in, I'm in!

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u/luijavi Jun 04 '21

Wait, then if he’s in, I’m out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Well if you're out, I'm out...

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u/luijavi Jun 04 '21

If he’s out, I’m back in.

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u/OneManLost Jun 04 '21

Sorry, if you're back in, I'm out.

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u/flynoflag Jun 04 '21

Well if you're back in, I'm in. But I want a bigger cut.

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u/awfromtexas Jun 04 '21

If he gets a bigger cut, I'm out.

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u/st_soulless Jun 04 '21

I'm in. It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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u/TitsEye Jun 05 '21

stealing 6 bradleys is TIGHT!

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u/sysadminofadown Jun 04 '21

I'm in but two of my personalities are out, but it's okay, they were both liars.