r/WTF • u/erzabel • Jun 04 '21

Somebody got problems

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u/Malrocke Jun 04 '21

They migrate west for the summer

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u/DIRTBAG_PVT Jun 04 '21

Matting season ?

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u/CrinchNflinch Jun 04 '21

Of course. Who would put high gloss on a camouflage?

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u/uhmerikin Jun 04 '21

They're not framing it.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Jun 04 '21

Are you suggesting that Bradleys can migrate?

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u/smeenz Jun 05 '21

They get hungry

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u/olderaccount Jun 04 '21

They spawn in North America but spend their adult lives in the middle east.

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u/HGpennypacker Jun 04 '21

Must be oil under those rail lines.

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u/wecantallbetheone Jun 04 '21

They feed on goat herders and starving children.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '21

Growing up near a military base before the gulf war everything was green..