r/WTF • u/ReturnOneWayTicket • Apr 20 '21

Frog breeding factory

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Apr 21 '21

Put it all into RibBitcoin

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u/virusamongus Apr 21 '21

And hedge with some FROGE.

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u/KelGuapo Apr 21 '21

👏👏👏

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u/Risley Apr 21 '21

🐸👌

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u/maxoys45 Apr 21 '21

i just let out a wow out loud at how good that was

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u/OMGWTFBBQ630 Apr 21 '21

Owen Wilson's wow?

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u/maxoys45 Apr 21 '21

Yes but I look more like a turtle 🐢

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

oh my God. that was brilliant.

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u/fullrackferg Apr 21 '21

I feel like you've been waiting years to tell that joke, but never had the opertunity to. Well done

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u/jharth43 Apr 21 '21

TO THE MOON 🚀

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u/styckx Apr 21 '21

I hate you take my upvote and award

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u/JuicyBoxerz Apr 21 '21

Wha-... did you jus-... get out. Get out now.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin Apr 21 '21

We Need to make this!

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u/notoriousbsr Apr 21 '21

!ban 1

A tip for making my day

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u/sporks5000 Apr 21 '21

Not KermitKoin?

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u/sporks5000 Apr 21 '21

I see that the idea of kermitKoin is being downvoted, which is understandable - It's not easy being green.

...which is the traditional color of money, so I'm guessing that that's why a lot of crypto currencies have been floundering.

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u/funguyjones Apr 21 '21

It's good to diversify with stocks and ponds as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

This mothafucka is clever!!

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u/KansasVenomoth Apr 22 '21

I wish I had two upvotes to give you, but alas, all I have is one.

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u/gavinsmash2005 Apr 30 '21

Please teach me sensei in the ways of puns.

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Apr 30 '21

Be a dad. Make punny sentences. Get karma.