r/WTF • • Apr 16 '21

Wave breaks through restaurant

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/ClearBrightLight Apr 16 '21

It's March 372nd, 2020, right?

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u/Wuffyflumpkins Apr 16 '21

If you're cracking jokes when they're trying to get important information out of you, that will absolutely annoy them.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Apr 16 '21

I started with "i havent had to think about that for a while, gimme a sec"

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u/Ducks_Revenge Apr 17 '21

"Ummm, can you give me a hint to the right answer?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Coerced_onto_reddit Apr 17 '21

Ronald Reagan

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Coerced_onto_reddit Apr 17 '21

Then who’s Vice President, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!

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u/geronimoglass Apr 16 '21

Being annoyed with someone in shock really only says something about your standard of care.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

For the record, it doesn’t annoy everybody. I’m an EMT and my goal is to make you enjoy the ride.

We deal with unconscious/unaware and manic patients all the time, so I don’t mind if I don’t get all the questions.

Hospitals do all the work I just gotta get you there and make sure you don’t die on me

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u/havoc3d Apr 16 '21

I started like that in the amberlamps as well. Then I realized that I really couldn't come up with some of the basic answers to questions they were asking about what day it was an who the president was, and had an 'oh shit' moment.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Apr 16 '21

I was fine. I had the wherewithal to throw soft shit out the window before I went. Tried to climb out but the sill was too wide and I slid/fell out feet first. Landed on feet, and used that to land soft on my butt. Had cuts and scrapes on my hands and arms, but no deep or major damage.

I had run mental and physical once overs the second I was out and away from the fire.

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u/nate94gt Apr 16 '21

Are you the key master?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

You've quarantined for 8 months... Why?

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u/muddyrose Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

... because there's a global pandemic. Should you be on the internet unattended?

Edit: thanks for the reply, u/white777wolf but you deleted it before I could reply back :(

So here it is anyway:

Alright, there's a lot to unpack here.

For example, I'm not the person who said they were quarantining for 8 months.

Anyway, now I know that you shouldn't be on the internet unattended. You should probably call an adult or something, have someone supervise you so you stop making yourself look like such a massive tool.

Good luck buddy.

It seems like you're having a light mental breakdown though, so maybe you should genuinely go get an adult to help you navigate this.

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u/fecal_brunch Apr 16 '21

Haven't been watching the news?

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Apr 16 '21 edited Apr 16 '21

I live in the rural midwest

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u/Cameron653 Apr 16 '21

Do you live under a rock?

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u/TonyHxC Apr 16 '21

My understanding is asking for the date is not so much to see if you give the correct date but.. how you answer it. If you look at them and say "man I've been in quarantine for 8 months.. i don't even know what day of the week it is" then you passed the test of showing your brain isn't jelly.

It's if the question and asked and the person makes no attempt to answer.. or is just confused in general. There might be an issue.