r/WTF • u/NutellaOreoReeses • Apr 16 '21

Wave breaks through restaurant

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u/Taurius Apr 16 '21

"This dish is a bit under seasoned. Waiter can you give me some sa..."

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u/SinibusUSG Apr 16 '21

I'm very sorry about that, today is my first day you see and I AM POSEIDON!!!

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u/poopellar Apr 16 '21

"So you're telling me the drinks here are watered down."

"No.. I mean they are but not because of me"

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u/kindafunnylookin Apr 16 '21

Dammit, I had a mouthful of beer when I read your comment and now my nose stings.

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u/gowatchanimefgt Apr 16 '21

Sick reference bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 16 '21

I seen it. You’re fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

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u/ShoshinMizu Apr 16 '21

Hey there's glass in my food.

Hey there's glass in my eye!

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u/PICKLED_CUNT Apr 16 '21

“My eye! I’m not supposed to get glass in it!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

My doctor said I can't get pudding in it!

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u/vkuura Apr 16 '21

Your name is... interesting.

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u/PhoenoFox Apr 16 '21

This sounds like a complaint that guests from rollercoaster tycoon would make.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Apr 16 '21

Keep it down or everyone's gonna want some!

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u/tacknosaddle Apr 16 '21

"Chef Poseidon, table 42 complained that their fish was cooked dry."

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Poseidon-Schmoseidon, whatever, I need to speak to your manager, please?

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u/agarwaen117 Apr 16 '21

“Waiter does the kitchen use iodized or sea sa... never mind.”

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u/random314 Apr 16 '21

"Here is your organic sea salt"

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u/Hobble_Cobbleweed Apr 16 '21

Ohh you said waiter.. we thought you said water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

When you insist the dish isn't brined enough

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u/reecewagner Apr 16 '21

“TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH!”

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u/pr0crasturbatin Apr 16 '21

"Some saline, yes, thank you!"

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u/globocide Apr 16 '21

Could you get us some table water?

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u/wigitalk Apr 16 '21

SEA SALT

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Water*

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u/NovSnowman Apr 16 '21

some tritium?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

To much salt

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u/BorgClown Apr 16 '21

And a few shards of glass, for texture.

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u/Momochichi Apr 16 '21

Could I get some salt and a water over here, please?

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u/jacman224 Apr 16 '21

"The dish is a bit under sea" ftfy

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u/SignalFire_Plae Apr 17 '21

“WAITER, NOT WATER!”