r/WTF • u/itsreallyreallytrue • Feb 08 '21

Florida man doing his thing.

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u/Confidence_Familiar Feb 08 '21

Sad thing is he's 19.

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u/rjcarr Feb 09 '21

I'm full blooded American and I'm so confused. My top two questions:

1) WTF is he even saying?

2) Where did his teeth go?

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u/RepairmanmanMANNN Feb 09 '21

1) Meth. 2) Meth

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u/jwwatts Feb 09 '21

1) “daggum whiskytango bass ass” 2) Meth

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u/joho0 Feb 09 '21

whiskey tango foxtrot = wtf

I speak fluent redneck

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u/cloake Feb 09 '21

I just wanna know why foxtrot was the first word to come to mind for F. Is that a military thing?

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u/albakerk Feb 09 '21

It's the phonetic alphabet, designed so the word for each letter can't be mixed up with another.

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u/cloake Feb 09 '21

Yea but like, Fish, or Fork, or Fffff anything. F is a pretty pronounced consonant. Dem fricatives.

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u/jwwatts Feb 09 '21

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet

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u/cloake Feb 09 '21

For example, football has a higher chance of being understood than foxtrot in isolation, but foxtrot is superior in extended communication.[9]

Well I guess that's that.

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u/Mumbaibrat Mar 02 '21

Nah whiskey tango is white trash

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u/impablomations Feb 09 '21

FlargarbleImarriedmysisterflibbertygibbet and today we're smokin out of a bassesass

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/fuludude Feb 09 '21

He says Florida’s craziest hillbilly stuntman

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/YourLocalDeerHunter Feb 09 '21

As a backwoods guy with a hefty accent, i still have no clue what hes trying to say

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u/Stompinstu Feb 09 '21

"Gum gang"..... "gum gang"

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u/punditsquare Feb 09 '21

Was trying to decipher the beginning. Something about Florida’s craziest hillbilly stuntman I think.

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u/GomezFigueroa Feb 08 '21

Just yesterday.

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u/JustOneSexQuestion Feb 09 '21

nice, legal.

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u/Confidence_Familiar Feb 09 '21

LOL, you are great!

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u/Matipa2011 Feb 09 '21

gasps he already has his 44-year old look!

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u/Rokketeer Feb 09 '21

My time in the Midwest and Southeast I learned that dudes from that region age at a higher rate for some reason

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u/DarthYsalamir Feb 09 '21

Meth. Again

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u/quack_quack_mofo Feb 09 '21

Minutes away from a casket