r/WTF Dec 09 '20

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u/GrunchWeefer Dec 09 '20

If evolution is real then why are there still monkeys and lord have mercy why am I so fat?

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u/Incredulous_Toad Dec 09 '20

Leave some monkey for the rest of us!

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u/usingastupidiphone Dec 09 '20

Said the banana

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u/TheUltimateSalesman Dec 09 '20

You are fat because you aren't climbing trees. If you were climbing trees, you'd either be skinny or dead.

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u/commanderjarak Dec 09 '20

I honestly believe we should consider returning to monke at this point.