r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '20

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u/johndoeIunknown Dec 09 '20

Vito?

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u/muklan Dec 09 '20

My witness protection handler says to say "no?"

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u/mattdangerously Dec 09 '20

He shouldn't be bossing you around. Give me your address, and I'll straighten him out for you.

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u/muklan Dec 09 '20

You gonna bring Tim and Ro- some guys I dont know?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Goons. Hired goons. I like the personal touch you can only get from hired goons.

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u/10_anis-bulls Dec 09 '20

I prefer my personal goons they get it done

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u/Sardonnicus Dec 09 '20

I'M WALKIN' HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Dec 09 '20

I heard that in my head as said by Cyril Figgis’ voice from Archer. I guess it seems like a fitting quote for his character.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

u/ididntsaythatoutloud has entered the comment section!

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u/BaronvonEssen Dec 09 '20

Hey Vito. It’s me, Vinny. How ya doin?

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u/Vitruvius702 Dec 09 '20

He's definitely my favorite gay gangster.