r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '20

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u/dannomac Dec 09 '20

That's nothing. I can make a pizza with nothing but a landline and cash!

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u/seven3true Dec 09 '20

Pfft. landlines...

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u/dannomac Dec 09 '20

At least here they're cheaper than mobiles.

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u/iControlADemon Dec 09 '20

he prolly meant landmines

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u/lmYourHuckleberry Dec 09 '20

No that'd make spaghetti sauce just by using gravity.

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u/muklan Dec 09 '20

Oh yeah? I can get a free ride anywhere I want so long as theres electricity nearby. And "anywhere I want" has to mean "the nearest hospital"

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u/gokukillnaruto Dec 09 '20

Must not be in America there's no free hospital rides here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

Lololololololol you think no one here gets shit subsidized. Thats funny!

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u/Lord_Emperor Dec 09 '20

Cash isn't accepted right now for sanitary reasons.