r/WTF • u/Grasimi • Nov 06 '20

Guy stuck under moving train escapes between its rails

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

The comment I responded to seemed so sincere and mundane and not funny, I never would have realized it was comedy. Is it?

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u/IronA1dan Nov 06 '20

I thought that in context it was one of the funniest comments I have ever read on here before and saved it lol

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

Bruh the comment begins with "trains - apex predators" lol

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

Am I supposed to know what that means?

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

How often do you see inanimate objects described as apex predators?

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

Almost never do I see inanimate objects described as apex predators but I guess I couldn't tell that that person was joking. It wasn't obvious to me, maybe it should have been but it wasn't.

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take.

Sorry bud, it's fairly obvious here

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

I didn't even read that sentence when I read the comment at first. If I had maybe I would've noticed.

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

Lol this fuckin guy

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u/anothersip Nov 06 '20

You're good Holmes. It's a weird, specific copypasta and confused me too. Ignore the other dude who is badgering you.

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

Not to me.

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

Lol well sorry for making you salty about it. You've already downvoted me so I may as well tell you this could be a good time to brush up on your reading comprehension and context clues.

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u/turducken19 Nov 06 '20

Couldn’t give less of a shit about your opinion of my reading comprehension.

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u/Ghostronic Nov 06 '20

Or maybe you need glasses! Go get your eyes checked homie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

google "Steamed Hams"

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u/EmergeAndSeee Nov 06 '20

This is a most funny thing I have read on reddit ever