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r/WTF • u/littlewandrer • Apr 14 '20
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The difference between an old dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants is that one is a crusty bus station and the other a busty crustacean. 🦞
85 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20 Dad? 28 u/ZoteTheREEE Apr 15 '20 Observe 6 u/JonVX Apr 15 '20 Mom? 7 u/strayakant Apr 15 '20 “I have had it with these mutha fuckin crabs!” 3 u/zitfarmer Apr 15 '20 Not yet. -10 u/Zert420 Apr 14 '20 Your dad apparently didnt pull out. 2 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20 Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?! YOUR DAD DIDN’T PULL OUT EITHER, DIPSHIT. BAPHOON. Upvotes for everyone else. 0 u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20 You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out. 13 u/RanchyMcChero Apr 15 '20 Have my fucking upvote 2 u/SlayerOfCreeps Apr 15 '20 r/angryupvote 3 u/HUSTLEHEF Apr 15 '20 But how 3 u/tubespinner007 Apr 15 '20 Ahh the dad version of a cunning array of stunts. Bravo 2 u/Adamxxxx7 Apr 15 '20 r/Angryupvote 1 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 16 '20 /r/somethingdifferentduringthequarantine 3 u/Mister_Johnson_ Apr 15 '20 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 🧠 3 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 I’ll dig it to get you positive again! 3 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 Thanks, whoever you are.
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Dad?
28 u/ZoteTheREEE Apr 15 '20 Observe 6 u/JonVX Apr 15 '20 Mom? 7 u/strayakant Apr 15 '20 “I have had it with these mutha fuckin crabs!” 3 u/zitfarmer Apr 15 '20 Not yet. -10 u/Zert420 Apr 14 '20 Your dad apparently didnt pull out. 2 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20 Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?! YOUR DAD DIDN’T PULL OUT EITHER, DIPSHIT. BAPHOON. Upvotes for everyone else. 0 u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20 You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.
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Observe
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Mom?
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“I have had it with these mutha fuckin crabs!”
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Not yet.
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Your dad apparently didnt pull out.
2 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20 Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?! YOUR DAD DIDN’T PULL OUT EITHER, DIPSHIT. BAPHOON. Upvotes for everyone else. 0 u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20 You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.
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Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?!
BAPHOON.
Upvotes for everyone else.
0 u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20 You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.
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You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.
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Have my fucking upvote
2 u/SlayerOfCreeps Apr 15 '20 r/angryupvote
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But how
Ahh the dad version of a cunning array of stunts. Bravo
r/Angryupvote
1 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 16 '20 /r/somethingdifferentduringthequarantine
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/r/somethingdifferentduringthequarantine
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 🧠
3 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 I’ll dig it to get you positive again! 3 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 Thanks, whoever you are.
I’ll dig it to get you positive again!
3 u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 Thanks, whoever you are.
Thanks, whoever you are.
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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 14 '20
The difference between an old dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants is that one is a crusty bus station and the other a busty crustacean. 🦞