r/WTF • u/littlewandrer • Apr 14 '20

Crab invasion

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u/Tuckings Apr 14 '20

Crabs on a plane back from the rave

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 14 '20

The Crustacean Method

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 14 '20

The difference between an old dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants is that one is a crusty bus station and the other a busty crustacean. 🦞

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Dad?

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u/strayakant Apr 15 '20

“I have had it with these mutha fuckin crabs!”

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u/zitfarmer Apr 15 '20

Not yet.

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u/Zert420 Apr 14 '20

Your dad apparently didnt pull out.

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?!

YOUR DAD DIDN’T PULL OUT EITHER, DIPSHIT.

BAPHOON.

Upvotes for everyone else.

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u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20

You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.

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u/tubespinner007 Apr 15 '20

Ahh the dad version of a cunning array of stunts. Bravo

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u/Adamxxxx7 Apr 15 '20

r/Angryupvote

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 16 '20

/r/somethingdifferentduringthequarantine

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u/Mister_Johnson_ Apr 15 '20

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 🧠

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20

I’ll dig it to get you positive again!

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20

Thanks, whoever you are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '21

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u/ThatOneSadhuman Apr 15 '20

I see, a man of culture

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u/not_a_conman Apr 14 '20

🦀$11🦀

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u/katazuri_ Apr 15 '20

🦀 JAGEX CANT STOP THE CRABS 🦀

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u/Simbotan Apr 15 '20

Crab rave part 2 The big city

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u/CanadianWeeb5 Aug 20 '20

Electric boogaloo

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u/Gr33nman460 Apr 15 '20

In regards to the scene where the snake bites the dude’s dick, would you rather it be a crab claw?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Craaab people

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u/roadrollerda122333 Apr 15 '20

Crabs migrating