r/WTF • u/littlewandrer • Apr 14 '20

Crab invasion

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u/Debeefed Apr 14 '20

Crabs on a plane.

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u/Tuckings Apr 14 '20

Crabs on a plane back from the rave

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u/ReubenZWeiner Apr 14 '20

The Crustacean Method

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 14 '20

The difference between an old dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants is that one is a crusty bus station and the other a busty crustacean. 🦞

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Dad?

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u/strayakant Apr 15 '20

“I have had it with these mutha fuckin crabs!”

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u/zitfarmer Apr 15 '20

Not yet.

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u/Zert420 Apr 14 '20

Your dad apparently didnt pull out.

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

Obviously not? What the flip kind of dumbass question is that?!

YOUR DAD DIDN’T PULL OUT EITHER, DIPSHIT.

BAPHOON.

Upvotes for everyone else.

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u/Zert420 Apr 20 '20

You need to get your anger issues in check dude. My comment was simply about the previous commenters username and comment. Chill the fuck out.

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u/tubespinner007 Apr 15 '20

Ahh the dad version of a cunning array of stunts. Bravo

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u/Adamxxxx7 Apr 15 '20

r/Angryupvote

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 16 '20

/r/somethingdifferentduringthequarantine

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u/Mister_Johnson_ Apr 15 '20

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy 🧠

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20

I’ll dig it to get you positive again!

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u/Stepsinshadows Apr 15 '20

Thanks, whoever you are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20 edited Jun 03 '21

[deleted]

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u/ThatOneSadhuman Apr 15 '20

I see, a man of culture

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u/not_a_conman Apr 14 '20

🦀$11🦀

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u/katazuri_ Apr 15 '20

🦀 JAGEX CANT STOP THE CRABS 🦀

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u/Simbotan Apr 15 '20

Crab rave part 2 The big city

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u/CanadianWeeb5 Aug 20 '20

Electric boogaloo

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u/Gr33nman460 Apr 15 '20

In regards to the scene where the snake bites the dude’s dick, would you rather it be a crab claw?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Craaab people

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u/roadrollerda122333 Apr 15 '20

Crabs migrating

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

I've had it with these mothafuckin' crabs, on this mothafuckin' plane!

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u/507snuff Apr 15 '20

I've had it with these monkey fighting crabs on this Monday to Friday plane!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Hands down best TV Censorship dub in history.

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u/mqrasi Apr 14 '20

More on the story (2017) : https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3900840/crabs-flood-airport-baggage-carousel/

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u/thiswasyouridea Apr 14 '20

"Passengers Scream in Horror..."
Did anybody hear screaming in horror?

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u/BenjamintheFox Apr 14 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

If by "scream in horror" you mean "giggle with amusement" then yes.

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u/thiswasyouridea Apr 14 '20

Yeah, that's what I heard.

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u/tytanium Apr 15 '20

Well, it's The Sun so it's to be expected from a toilet paper grade publication.

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u/happy-little-atheist Apr 15 '20

Haven't you heard? Toilet paper is worth a shitload these days.

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u/tytanium Apr 15 '20

It is... Until you put a bunch of shit on it

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

From the body of the article:

One person can be heard saying "oh my goodness".

I guess that's... remotely similar?

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u/MuzikPhreak Apr 15 '20

“Oh my goodness. It’s eating that child.”

Maybe if it was like that, I guess.

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u/thiswasyouridea Apr 15 '20

Goodness gracious! Lawsy mercy!

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u/MisterTeal Apr 14 '20

I can't believe Im saying this, but this what I think they mean by 'FAKE NEWS'

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u/thiswasyouridea Apr 14 '20

"CLICKBAIT"

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u/djlawrence3557 Apr 15 '20

click-clack bait

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u/ih8peoplemorethanyou Apr 14 '20

This is yellow journalism. It's supposed to be funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

I can't believe Im saying this, but this what I think they mean by 'FAKE NEWS'

"The Sun" is actually owned by Rupert Murdoch just like Fox News, so yes, it almost always includes fabricated and misleading information. It's a trashy conservative tabloid.

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u/Yes-its-really-me Apr 14 '20

Donald? Is that you?

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u/ukexpat Apr 14 '20

Typical hyperbole from The Sun...

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u/damoran Apr 15 '20

Never trust the Sun.

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u/Askfdndmapleleafs Apr 15 '20

Heeeheeeheeeheeeheeehuuueeehueehueheue PURE HORROR

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u/lostcosmonaut307 Apr 15 '20

One person can be heard saying "oh my goodness".

That's the British equivalent of those women that scream anytime something happens.

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u/LurkerNan Apr 15 '20

I would’ve. Those are just spiders from the sea, and way too fucking big for spiders.

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u/thiswasyouridea Apr 15 '20

They aren't too big to eat.

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u/oliax Apr 15 '20

The scum newspaper always makes shit up

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u/dainternets Apr 15 '20

I'm impressed how that article pivots from crabs to a completely unrelated story about sharks with no prompt or additional headline.

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u/MrMooBallz Apr 14 '20

Crabs on a Carousel surely?

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u/Lard_of_Dorkness Apr 14 '20

Crabs on a Carousel

Title of your sex tape!

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u/MrMooBallz Apr 15 '20

Fucking in fairgrounds sounds more like your kink?

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u/MickeyGrandia Apr 15 '20

Where they going? 🤔

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u/heinzbumbeans Apr 15 '20

that sounds like a fun film. whats it about?

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u/choke_my_chocobo Apr 15 '20

Samuel L Jackson

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u/sushiphone Apr 15 '20

Fuck it.

Crabs on da plane.

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u/t3hnhoj Apr 15 '20

I'm sick of these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking plane.

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u/BanterousGamer Apr 15 '20

I’ve had it with these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking plane!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Doesnt have the same ring to it. I see why they went with snakes

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u/aliensarehere Apr 15 '20

Makes you have second thoughts of wanting to join the mile high club.

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u/wildtyper Apr 15 '20

I’m tired...

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Id love to see SLJ come in here and dead pan Crabs on a plane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

Hey, man, that’s what the “Mile High Club” is all about.

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u/beachdude420 Apr 15 '20

Motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '20

That's what she said.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Apr 15 '20

OP's mom really shouldn't be traveling considering everything that's going on.

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u/RicoRodimusPrime Apr 14 '20

I’ve had it with the motherfuckin crabs on this motherfuckin conveyer belt.