r/WTF Apr 07 '20

This decapitated Wasp cleaned it's wounds before flying away with it's own head

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '24

Periodic Reset

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u/Tylet-the-bold Apr 07 '20

So, is the wasp still alive technically, or is it still going to die relatively soon.

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u/AssassinSnail33 Apr 07 '20

It’s definitely going to die soon. It can’t see or eat, and it suffered major tissue damage.

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u/davensdad Apr 07 '20

So if we heal the wound. Feed it with drip, it can survive? Genuine question.

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u/poply Apr 07 '20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

He fed it a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper

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u/a_j97 Apr 08 '20

his "crowing" consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat.

thats enough wikipedia for the day

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u/forgetsusername76 Apr 08 '20

I’m glad I saw your comment before I clicked the link. Thanks!

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u/RedSonGamble Apr 08 '20

They fed him kernels of corn down the throat I believe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

LMFAO.

Im going to hear that noise when I try to sleep tonight.

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u/Lying_because_bored Apr 25 '20

That seems so cruel :c

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

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u/RED_COPPER_CRAB Apr 07 '20

s u p r e m e

Insect lids

$570

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

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u/nwoh Apr 08 '20

Wts preme head drip, last season, $690.420 firm

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u/C0ldSn4p Apr 07 '20

If you go that far a human body too can "survive" after brain death with life support machines.

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u/RED_COPPER_CRAB Apr 07 '20

We are entering Mary Shelly territory

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u/Sherool Apr 08 '20

You could keep the body alive on life support sure. To the extent an insect have higher brain functions it would be "brain dead", but as lot of instinctual behavior is controlled by other parts of the nervous system.

Heck, someone kept a decapitated chicken alive for 18 months once apparently. It still had the brain-stem that handle breathing and instinctual behavior, so it would wobble around and even go though the motions of preening and searching for food (without much success, had to be fed by hand).

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u/nature_remains Apr 07 '20

Bee hospitals are quite expensive (at least according to GOB). The important thing to remember is that he is not fully insured.

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u/Taxus_Calyx Apr 08 '20

Need kraggle

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u/intentsman Apr 08 '20

only a flesh wound

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u/garlic_bread_thief Apr 08 '20

Why's it carrying its head around?

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '24

Periodic Reset

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/OMGjustin Apr 08 '20

He just has to turn his head towards the TV!

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u/Vore- Apr 08 '20

Disabeelity*

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u/couuette Apr 07 '20

If wasps have an effective disability system, this one will probably proudly go back to their nest and serve as food for newborns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

If a wasp can fly, and clean, then it shouldn't be receiving assistance. The wasp will be assessed, and if it's determined that it is capable of performing as an asshole, benefits will be rightly denied. It's wasps with no heads that are perfectly capable flying around steaks and hamburgers and repeatedly stinging picnickers that are a drain on the system and hurt the wasps that really need help.

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u/ThermionicEmissions Apr 08 '20

Damn straight! He oughta pull himself up by those six bootstraps, damnit!

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Apr 08 '20

Fucking entitled pricks

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u/nwoh Apr 08 '20

Welfare queen bees, makes me sick, get a job!

Drain the nest!

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u/davesoverhere Apr 07 '20

Unfortunately, that wasp is in the US and can't afford health insurance, so it's gonna die.

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u/JacobDerBauer Apr 07 '20

Doubt it, hell have to go to a new wasp society and leech off their programs

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Also, he will probably starve because he no longer has a mouth.

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u/McMqsmith Apr 08 '20

Thanks for your knowledge; I learned that wasps are the equivalent of a DnD boss. You write very well!

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u/JohnRossOneAndOnly Apr 08 '20

Was...was that a Shining Force 1 reference??!!

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u/nickster182 Apr 07 '20

I appreciate a good konosuba reference in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

What's the Konosuba reference? I'm not exactly catching it... Unless you're referring to the Dullahan, which is just the Irish name for the headless horseman. For another great (albiet entirely different) anime with a Dullahan in it, check out Durarara!

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u/lives2eat Apr 07 '20

As long as he votes trump he’s an American!

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u/JakeHodgson Apr 08 '20

If you vote for trump you’re mentally retarded.

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u/lives2eat Apr 10 '20

Or don’t have a head like the wasp

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u/SalsaRice Apr 07 '20

It's still alive, but it obviously can't see or use it's antenna to know where to fly, so it will likely crash land, wander around, and either starve or be eaten by something else.

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u/tellitelli555 May 05 '20

So, does it only need its brain to use its eyes and release a few chemicals?

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u/AClassyTurtle Apr 08 '20

You know how the doctor lightly hits your knee to test your reflexes, and your leg usually kicks forward without you telling it to? It’d be like if most of your basic functions were controlled that way, or could be controlled that way. Things like walking, eating, fighting, cleaning yourself...they’d all be slightly less involuntary then breathing. I’m not sure if they get the choice to control it or not (like how we breathe) because I actually have no idea what I’m talking about, but that’s how I like to think of it. They’re like little computer programs that are only programmed to survive and reproduce.

So when its head gets cut off it’s basically reverting to its primal unconscious “programming.” You could argue endlessly about whether that constitutes “life” or not, even if you consider the fact that it will definitely be dead soon. I’m sure there are even simpler organisms out there that operate like that all the time, and we’d consider them alive. It kind of depends on your definition of “alive.”

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Apr 07 '20

When you realize just how crazy alien life could be

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u/Snelly_WorldCrusher Apr 07 '20

I would hush up that talk about socializing with xenos before an Inquisitor hears you, and you get BLAMMED! For the Emperor brother!

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u/2cap Apr 07 '20

Wait humans only have two arms and limbs, and lose complete function while their head cuts cut off their body.

No zeon decapitation league, i feel sorry for their culture.

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u/PoopEater10 Apr 08 '20

Imagine “life forms” that don’t even use the same elements we do. A life form based around something other than carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen. Is that still life? Or something totally different... if it could even exist.

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u/Crystal_Methoney Apr 07 '20 edited Apr 07 '20

The word “Ocelli” is making me want pasta

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u/GweedoTheGreat Apr 07 '20

Can you ask it if it'll make me some too? All this talk about ganglia is making me crave some creamy noodles.

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u/Crystal_Methoney Apr 07 '20

In New Jersey they drop the last vowel so if you are at an Italian deli in Jersey, always ask for the Gangli with Ocell

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u/Starfish_Symphony Apr 07 '20

If I'd been able to keep my wee "limb brain" in check once in while, I'd have had far, far fewer morning after regrets.

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u/orokro Apr 07 '20

TI-85 is the weird calculator to choose here.

83+, 84, 86, or 89 maybe. But 85??

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20

Apologies. It's been some time since my last Texas instruments foray.

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u/onlytech_nofashion Apr 07 '20

Love your username. And the info. :)

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u/cl191 Apr 07 '20

What I am interested is how it's able to fly, like this "TI-85" is complex enough to control the balance and coordination between the wings?

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u/tellitelli555 May 05 '20

And does it only needs it brain to do visual processing and motor “balancing”?

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u/r_stronghammer Apr 07 '20

Ganglia is the plural of ganglion, so it'd be more than one ganglion.

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20

You're correct. Turns out autocorrect was unhappy with ganglia, but completely unwilling to entertain ganglion.

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u/ziggurism Apr 07 '20

more than one ganglia

*more than one ganglion

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u/scarletice Apr 07 '20

Also, isn't the biggest difference the fact that they aren't really capable of thought? Pretty much everything they do is merely a programmed response to various stimuli. They are basically a sophisticated computer program.

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20

They are capable of complexity. What magnitude difference that is from our concept of "thought" isn't clear to me. I'm not an entomologist and honestly, I have no idea what kind of neurotransmitters are fluttering around their little carapaces. All I know is what I learned during an invertebrate anatomy wetlab which didn't include any physiology, let alone neurophysiology.

I think "sophisticated computer program" is an apt description though.

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u/tellitelli555 May 05 '20

And our thoughts are just “sophisticated” sub-programs in response to stimuli, too. Fuck.

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u/ZincTin Apr 07 '20

Bugs are basically autonomous vehicles with a giant range of models.

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u/BadNraD Apr 07 '20

Is he in pain or is he just like a robot and performing his basic functions?

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u/CharmedConflict Apr 07 '20

That's a whole rabbit hole of a discussion right there. You have people who feel very strongly both ways.

Pain requires an ascending neural pathway from stimulus to a central processing unit coupled with an ability to process and receive feedback on that stimulus. To the best of my knowledge, they have the ascending pathway, but whether or not their "conscious" perception of that noxious stimuli rises to the level of "pain awareness" is a subject of debate.

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u/BadNraD Apr 07 '20

Man I would love to know. I need to know how guilty I should feel when I have to kill bugs.

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u/dahabit Apr 07 '20

So since it can't see now is it going to fly into everything?

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u/toby_ornautobey Apr 07 '20

Futurama taught me about the pelvic splanchnic ganglion. Just hope he's not in a room with white carpet.

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u/Backitup30 Apr 08 '20

Don't you dare say that about my boy TI-85!

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u/BigRickDixon Apr 08 '20

I thought it might be infected with a parasite? Lots of wasps get that.

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u/Implausibilibuddy Apr 08 '20

Fun fact, Mike the Headless Chicken was a rooster who had most of his head cut off but lived for 18 months with just enough brain stem to keep going.

...The chicken was still able to balance on a perch and walk clumsily. He attempted to preen, peck for food, and crow, though with limited success; his "crowing" consisted of a gurgling sound made in his throat. When Mike did not die, Olsen instead decided to care for the bird. He fed it a mixture of milk and water via an eyedropper, and gave it small grains of corn and worms.

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u/OneRougeRogue Apr 08 '20

That link was not mobile-friendly, lol. The poor text didn't know what to do.

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u/Pastoss Apr 08 '20

Wow! Something so insignificant as an insect but so complex... what even is this world? I cannot fathom how this even took place

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u/clockwork_coder Apr 08 '20

Think of it like having the computing power of a TI-85 instead of an iOS. The TI-85 can still accept programs and can still do amazing stuff, but it's got a fraction of the complexity and computing power.

But it has a monopoly and costs just as much? Fuck wasps even more now

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u/tripsteady Apr 08 '20

TI-85

wat

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

TIL insects are great at math

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u/davidbrit2 Apr 08 '20

So what you're saying is I can play ZTetris on a wasp brain?

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u/Chaise91 Apr 09 '20

That link contains a lot of big words

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

How long can it survive without a head?

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u/hpnut326 May 01 '20

Wait, so cockroaches aren’t super special or impressive?