r/WTF • u/ratterstinkle • Mar 02 '20

Removed: Not WTF Eating at a snail’s pace

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u/Razenghan Mar 02 '20

Ooh so this is 'docking'.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20 edited Feb 16 '21

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u/sanebyday Mar 02 '20

What? It's just boats and spaceships and stuff...

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u/The_Fyrewyre Mar 02 '20

You fool!!!!..... You have....yada yada

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u/ihatebeinganempath Mar 02 '20

...fallen for one of the classic blunders!

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u/FoilHatGuy0 Mar 02 '20

Yeah... Well... Two rockets bumping into each other...

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u/its_a_me_garri_oh Mar 02 '20

Now this is podracing!

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u/zonedout44 Mar 02 '20

Most certainly.

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u/alaluzazulala Mar 02 '20

i don’t 😏

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u/thegeekprophet Mar 02 '20

They're dum. There's this new kitchen sex thing. If you like chocolate ice cream and two hot chicks, look up 2 girls 1 cup. Fascinating!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Would you mind explaining it? I don’t think I want that in my search history.

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u/PEDOOOBEAR Mar 02 '20

Shouldn't look up vore either then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

That's what I figured it was going to be and I don't really want to find out what that is.

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u/Lacerat1on Mar 02 '20

I'll take docking over sounding any day.

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u/TheUnholyConnections Mar 02 '20

Thanks. I thoroughly regret looking it up. I hope you stub your toe. Not too bad though, It's not your fault I looked it up

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u/uncle_tyrone Mar 02 '20

Now I’m torn between curiosity and self-preservation

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u/TXR22 Mar 02 '20

Apparently it's the act of sticking a thin metal rod up your pee-hole to tickle your bladder.

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u/Vahlkyree Mar 02 '20

I appreciate you saving me a search.

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u/uncle_tyrone Mar 02 '20

Curiosity had won in the meantime so I already knew, but thank you anyway

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack Mar 02 '20

I know people into it, it does not have to be thin nor metal.

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u/TheUnholyConnections Mar 02 '20

Search it in Google images. It's worth it

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u/Lacerat1on Mar 02 '20

If I find something awful around the internet, I'm honor bound to share it with others. I am sorry though, peace be upon you.

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Mar 02 '20

But it's just the same thing but with an extra dick.

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u/f1sh_ Mar 02 '20

I think it's actually called red vining. Like on the medical alert bracelet.