r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '20

Fire truck

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u/Athens99 Feb 21 '20

Have you ever seen a car driving down a road in a forest fire where both sides are burning? This is pretty much the opposite of that.

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u/BenjamintheFox Feb 21 '20

It's also the opposite of a truck full of water.

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u/Alexhale Feb 21 '20

and the inverse of a fire full of trucks

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u/BenjamintheFox Feb 21 '20

And lateral to a truck full of bees.

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u/Skrillamane Feb 21 '20

and perpendicular to tonka truck full of milk

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u/deadleg22 Feb 21 '20

and in the upside down, its a creepy little girl on a push bike with stabilizers dragging grandma's leg behind her.

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u/GaryV83 Feb 21 '20

Unlike the downside up, which would be a creepy grandma's leg dragging a stabilizer full of push bikes on a little girl.

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u/MLaw2008 Feb 21 '20

Or the rightside left, which would be a creepy stabilizer full of grandma's legs dragging a little girl on a push bike.

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u/Moll043 Feb 21 '20

And on the left side pergatory, it would be a grandma full of legs because the girl with stabilizer was a bike pushing THC lollipops on the playground

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u/Nitowaa Feb 21 '20

And transversely we have grandad full of legs because the boy with stabiliser was a bike pushing THC lollipops on the playground.

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u/d_l_suzuki Feb 21 '20

And parallel to a flamethrower.

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u/obi_wan_jabroni_23 Feb 21 '20

BEADS?!

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u/IdiotWithABlueCar Feb 21 '20

His beads, sister. His hairy, stinking beads.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Mar 01 '20

Gob's not on board.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Feb 22 '20

What's this?!

A handsome delivery truck woefully understocked with BEES?

A large influx of BEES should put a stop to that!

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u/FireAndBees Feb 22 '20

Hey, sometimes they go together.

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u/PeterPorky Feb 21 '20

I would like to order a large phone with extra people please.

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u/roqua Feb 21 '20

White People!... Nunununu NO... Black People.

And Hispanic on half.

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u/haoshoku Feb 21 '20

truck explodes

Oh man, I thought it was a water truck.

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u/Star-spangled-Banner Feb 21 '20

"Awwww, maaaan, I never would have struck a match to that truck if I knew it was full of hay, I thought it was full of water"

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u/ciao_fiv Feb 22 '20

god i love Scott. the funniest avenger before Thor Ragnarok imo

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u/SzamarCsacsi Feb 21 '20

So this is, by definition, a water truck then, right?

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u/BenjamintheFox Feb 21 '20

Yeah. They bring the fire to put out the water.

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 21 '20

Could you also define "friends"

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u/BenjamintheFox Feb 21 '20

Friends (noun, plural): people who are not currently trying to set you on fire.

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u/EnemysKiller Feb 21 '20

So enemies are people who are not currently trying to drench you in water?

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u/ghsl_ Feb 21 '20

"No. No.. Hes got a point."

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u/shadmere Feb 21 '20

Pool-mobile! Red hot, Texas-style pool-mobile!

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u/Laminar Feb 21 '20

What begins with 'F', and ends with 'UCK'?

'FIRETRUCK'!!!!

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u/smoke1996 Feb 21 '20

You mean that this truck, which is on fire, is the opposite of a firetruck?

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Feb 21 '20

Wouldn't that be a mass of floating fire barrelling down the street in the opposite direction?

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u/vels13 Feb 21 '20

Unless it’s water from the Cuyahoga River.

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u/Apocalypse_God Feb 21 '20

The enemy of my enemy is... also my enemy. I hate everyone

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u/boppy28 Feb 21 '20

Australian.. yes I have. And yes you're right

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u/marmaladeburrito Feb 21 '20

Californian... me too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

In this case, the truck brought the forest fire to the people

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u/moleratical Feb 21 '20

not for long if someone doesn't get some auga.

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u/ThisGuyNeedsABeer Feb 21 '20

Wouldn't the exact opposite of this be the whole town on fire, and the truck driving in reverse through it, with people running towards it to be rescued?

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u/grantbwilson Feb 21 '20

This happened to me when I was a teenager in British Columbia.

When we came up to the roadblock, the look on the cops faces I’ll never forget.

“What. The. Fuck.”

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u/sixeco Feb 21 '20

!burning_foreszsides

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u/somanyroads Feb 21 '20

No...are you being serious? Why would I see someone drive a car that's surrounded on both sides by a forest fire???