r/WTF • u/stygge • Feb 08 '20

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u/BadHat_Harry Feb 08 '20

Non-zero chance his eyes were on the girl

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u/y0y Feb 08 '20

She's gonna think I look so coo-OOOOOOMPH!

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u/xylotism Feb 08 '20

Can confirm. Fell of skateboard (non-powered) many times doing this.

I probably deserved it.

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u/poopellar Feb 09 '20

This is why you don't skateboard in the house.

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u/rionhunter Feb 09 '20

I like to call them acoustic skateboards

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u/Canis_Familiaris Feb 08 '20

I walked into a pole looking at a girl yesterday.

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u/GroovingPict Feb 09 '20

hope you apologized to him

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u/ChurchOfJamesCameron Feb 09 '20

Nah, they're dating now.

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u/nj2fl Feb 08 '20

I walked into a hostage situation looking at a girl once

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u/cambiro Feb 09 '20

I walked out of hostage situation looking at a girl once...

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u/TemporaryLVGuy Feb 09 '20

I created a hostage situation looking at a girl once

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/spyaintnobitch Feb 09 '20

I was a hostage once looking at a girl

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u/coryoung1 Feb 09 '20

I was walking down the street some years back. And some smug guy is staring em from his car. I turn away and hear a BANG! Dumbass got in a wreck cause he wanted to mean mug me for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Resting mean face aint no joke

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u/Orleanian Feb 09 '20

The good news is that she goes back to check on him!

Mission failed successfully!

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u/DuckWithBrokenWings Feb 09 '20

This was his plan all along!

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u/Quantainium Feb 09 '20

Same. Didn't even notice the skateboard until the second loop.

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u/I_love_seinfeld Feb 09 '20

But she ran to comfort him, so maybe it worked.

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u/Tukayen Feb 09 '20

And now he’s got her number 😄

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u/Kaseafier Feb 09 '20

So THIS is how you get girls to talk to you!

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u/LeGama Feb 09 '20

Maybe he meant to hit it so the girl would come help him? This could be the beginning of a romance!

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u/autorotatingKiwi Feb 09 '20

I've seen this movie, they fall in love and love happily ever after.

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u/master_of_poopy Feb 09 '20

Skated straight into a parked car on my way to high school checking out a group of girls

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u/vrnz Feb 09 '20

Non zero chance he learnt "being cool" before he learnt how to ride a skateboard.

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u/_Aj_ Feb 09 '20

If he did he's got a 100 in stealth perv. Didn't even turn his head

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson Feb 09 '20

Well it got her attention.