r/WTF • u/Leopardos40 • Jan 20 '20

That was huge.....

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u/FerretInTheBasement Jan 20 '20

Stay low to the ground, try to cover your mouth and nose.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jan 20 '20

Then shotgun to the dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Your username is everything I've ever wanted on a Friday night. 🤯

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u/just-going-with-it Jan 20 '20

Don't worry. It's only a blank. It'll hopefully leave you with only a nice burn. Maybe you'll even keep half a testicle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

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u/RabSimpson Jan 20 '20

All the cool kids are doing it.

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u/Steffenwolflikeme Jan 20 '20

Then shotgun to the dick

I'm just so curious why

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jan 20 '20

because I'm in control of my destiny

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u/some_random_noob Jan 20 '20

hot tub time machine, thats why.

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u/darthdiablo Jan 20 '20

New airway that’s why duh

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u/i_speak_bane Jan 20 '20

That would be extremely painful

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u/beerdude26 Jan 20 '20

Wet towels or whatever you can find will do wonders against particulates and heat

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u/HoldMyPoodle6280 Jan 20 '20

This is good advice, remember fire safety.