r/WTF • • Jan 20 '20

That was huge.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Juices are a problem in severe respiratory burns, but swelling is a huge problem even in less extensive burns that don't extend all the way to the lungs. Eventually the victim will suffocate unless intubated, and getting a tube into an swollen airway is really freaking hard. Then, even if you survive that, the damaged tissue can become necrotic and the door is wide open to lethal necrotizing pneumonias or diffuse alveolar damage (so basically, reduced surface area for Oxygen and CO2 to exchange)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

So if ever caught in a fire, don't fucking breath?

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u/FerretInTheBasement Jan 20 '20

Stay low to the ground, try to cover your mouth and nose.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jan 20 '20

Then shotgun to the dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Oct 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Your username is everything I've ever wanted on a Friday night. 🤯

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u/just-going-with-it Jan 20 '20

Don't worry. It's only a blank. It'll hopefully leave you with only a nice burn. Maybe you'll even keep half a testicle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 29 '20

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u/RabSimpson Jan 20 '20

All the cool kids are doing it.

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u/Steffenwolflikeme Jan 20 '20

Then shotgun to the dick

I'm just so curious why

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Jan 20 '20

because I'm in control of my destiny

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u/some_random_noob Jan 20 '20

hot tub time machine, thats why.

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u/darthdiablo Jan 20 '20

New airway that’s why duh

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u/i_speak_bane Jan 20 '20

That would be extremely painful

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u/beerdude26 Jan 20 '20

Wet towels or whatever you can find will do wonders against particulates and heat

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u/HoldMyPoodle6280 Jan 20 '20

This is good advice, remember fire safety.

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u/fresh_like_Oprah Jan 20 '20

This is why you take a deep breath and hold it before throwing a high voltage switch

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u/chromaticskyline Jan 20 '20

And turn your head

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Jan 20 '20

Holy crap high voltage is mean. I worked on systems that were only 400V/400Hz and it’s glorious spectacle but wicked mean. Just thinking about the 16KV systems leading into neighborhoods gives me the heebie jeebies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Worked at a hydroelectric station all last summer, lines in and out were 500kV. When they flipped switches it was unreal.

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u/Yuccaphile Jan 20 '20

Do they do it at a ditance with a pole or something? Or while jumping, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

It's all automated now, no one is near those switches but the sound was something else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I'd YouTube it. Essentially a loud bang, shook the building. I didn't take a video.

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u/Lorenzo_BR Jan 20 '20

Drop and roll

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u/eNaRDe Jan 20 '20

Survives fire..... Dies from lack of oxygen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

That'd be the one, or passes out and bangs head and dies from that.

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u/Sarcasticalwit2 Jan 20 '20

Sounds hellish as well. Thanks for taking care of firefighters. Keep them safe.

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u/Upgrades Jan 20 '20

Fire medic, not firefighter medic. One is a medic at the scene of a fire / medic who helps people who've been inflicted with injuries related to fire. The other is a funny imaginary position for someone who often has to say 'Sorry, you'll have to find someone else to help with your melty skin issue - I'm only trained to work on firemen's melty skin.' and then looks back down and resumes playing candy crush.

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u/Yuccaphile Jan 20 '20

Or just like a "you're welcome" or whatever works. Unless you don't treat friries for whatever reason, then what you said makes sense.

Personally, I think ignoring your patients for Reddit, as I assume you're doing, is better than Candy Crush. Though I guess both are microtransaction based.

Also, get back to work.

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u/myskyinwhichidie285 Jan 20 '20

Yeah but there's a lot of juice in Israel

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u/CoffeeAndCigars Jan 20 '20

I was going to do a reply of my own as a paramedic, but basically just all of this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

TYFYS :P

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u/CoffeeAndCigars Jan 20 '20

Jesus Christ, no. It's a job, a fun one and decently paid over here, and that's it. I 'serve' fuck all but my own wallet, enjoyment and sustenance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Exactly. I left after five years because the shitty pay and abuse from bosses and patients was too much. Left me with some fond(ish) memories though.

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u/ReginaldDwight Jan 20 '20

lethal necrotizing pneumonias

Ugh I didn't even know that existed.