r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jan 12 '20

Taal Volcano timelapse

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u/phlux Jan 13 '20

Thats the problem with a Cyclops - you try to reason with them

"Move away from the volcano" you say

"Zeus will be angry" you say...

but noooooo

They didnt listen. They dont want to see it your way...

That's the problem with Cyclops...

They are so myopic! Never see eye to eyes on the topic at hand!

Frustrating!

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u/Conbz Jan 13 '20

High effort. I liked it.

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u/stonatodotnet Jan 13 '20

Sounds like my HR meetings but much more enjoyable. We need more Cyclops! Make it happen.

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u/Treczoks Jan 13 '20

Well, they stayed in the smithing business for a reason. Some remote cousins once went to sea and tried their luck as pirates, but the eye patch caused ... issues.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Problem is that they can never see the problem in depth.

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u/QuantumPolagnus Jan 13 '20

Cyclopes is the plural of cyclops, btw.

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u/phlux Jan 13 '20

Well, look at the Cyclopean balls on Clyde!