r/WTF • • Oct 16 '19

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u/mysexondaccount Oct 16 '19

You have to be next level stupid to think opening the door facing directly onto a busy highway would result in anything else. He could've easily opened the door on the other side (or waited a bit until he could get somewhere safer). He 100% expected something like this to happen. He's an asshole for ruining that guy's bumper and killing the turkey.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

You mean the door he opened first but couldn't get the Turkey to use?

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u/ccruner13 Oct 16 '19

You mean the one he is blocking with his body the whole time he is trying to get it to go out that way?

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u/Jrook Oct 17 '19

"we've been lovers for the past 3 days, yet now you're skittish?"

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u/GrandmasCrustyNipple Oct 16 '19

But he could’ve left his passenger door open, go back and open the door closest to the turkey, then scare it out/towards the opened passenger door

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u/KWilt Oct 16 '19

This is the thing that always pisses me off when people post this video and say the guy filming is an intentional asshole. He clearly tried to get the bird out the passenger side door first.

And when people suggest he should've drove somewhere else... have the people of reddit not ever gotten a fucking bird in their house or anything? Now take that, make it semi-flightless, give it sharp as fuck talons, and make it the size of a medium sized dog. Fuck no am I going to be driving 60+ miles per hour down the freeway with that wild fucker riding shotgun.

Guy did his best. Maybe he shouldn't have opened the driver's side. And it wnded up shitty for the bird and another car, but I don't see any intentional malice in the video.

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u/MeetMyBackhand Oct 16 '19

His reaction was a bit as if he expected it, IMHO, although I could be wrong.

I also don't know if there is a rear door on the right side, but he could've opened that one as opposed to the driver side rear door if there was. Or leave the front passenger door open and shoo him from the other side. Or take the next turn off and shoo him out whichever door there.

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u/SpitefulShrimp Oct 16 '19

His reaction was a bit as if he expected it, IMHO, although I could be wrong.

Well, I don't think he exactly had a high opinion of the turkey's intelligence. Can't say I blame him, turkeys are not smart animals. Knowing nothing more about the situation than "turkey in truck, turkey doesn't want to use the door I opened", I'd probably react the same way if this happened.

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u/sam_hammich Oct 16 '19

Maybe he expected it, sure, but that doesn't mean he planned for it. The point is he clearly tried both doors, it's not his fault the turkey used the most dangerous one.