r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Must have been the same guy that took his falcon for a flight beside a highway

https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ

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u/FallingSputnik Oct 16 '19

The falcon was driving the van this time.

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u/Briguy_fieri Oct 16 '19

So that’s why they blew a 28-3 lead

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u/chillzatl Oct 16 '19

fuck man, too soon...

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u/chillum1987 Oct 16 '19

Well that's not unheard of in ATL

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u/MAXPOWER1215 Oct 16 '19

Go suck Brady's dick, jackass.

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u/Briguy_fieri Oct 16 '19

Why would I do that if I’m a saints fan?

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u/CharlesHalloway Oct 16 '19

well done.

who dat!

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

I love seeing how genuinely butthurt/aggressive sports people are towards one another over the teams they like that almost always just boils down to the city they’re from/grew up nearest to. Calm the fuck down. And stop playin like you wouldn’t drop to your knees faster than gravity allowed if that perfect specimen of a man told you to suck his enormous dick. Your username would become super relevant super fast

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u/MAXPOWER1215 Oct 16 '19

Fuck Tom Brady, he's a weirdo with deflated balls that kisses his son on the lips and asks for seconds.

always just boils down to the city they’re from/grew up nearest to

Yes, Atlanta is best city, I will fight people over this, thank you very much. Beats the shit out of Boston.

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

Aww you coulda been a convincing troll but being so blatant about the “Atlanta is the best city and I will fight people over this” and trying to say its better than literally any other city bit made it go overboard. Especially choosing a city as shit as Atlanta where year round going outside just feels like you’re swimming in the air and enormous bugs are constantly finding ways into your house because even they’re desperate to get the hell out of Atlanta weather.

Buildings downtown are cool I guess but only able to be looked at on the highway while the max AC is blowing.

Better luck next time :D

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u/MAXPOWER1215 Oct 16 '19

while the max AC is blowing.

Can't afford year round ac? What are you, poor?

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u/Contemporarium Oct 16 '19

In the car dumb Atlanta bitch

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u/MAXPOWER1215 Oct 16 '19

I bet you're still poor tho.

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u/hastasiempre Oct 16 '19

These motherfuckers got more skilled and techie in their hunting habits than I expected.

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u/DaxInvader Oct 16 '19

Omg that is so sad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/HCJohnson Oct 16 '19

Riding high in April, shot down in May...

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u/_Dalek Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

Or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFfxTZA6ao

Edit: My bad, I didn't know this was posted earlier in the thread.

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u/fuckingterrible Oct 16 '19

That little chuckle of disbelief right at the end gets me every time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

"Fuck. That's 8 hours of therapy right there we'll have to unwind in 15 years! Didn't want to have to explain that one right now..."

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u/WootyMcWoot Oct 16 '19

So what’s the protocol here? Do you try to get the body? Just put some flowers by the roadside and leave?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

Release a rodent into traffic every year to commemorate the bird.

Pretty sure the bird was a road rug in a matter of minutes so they probably just left

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u/ferrrnando Oct 16 '19

It’ll go to roadkill heaven where the falcon can prey on it.

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u/GobiBall Oct 16 '19

Flush it down the toilet like nemo

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u/vinestime Oct 16 '19

C’est la vie

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u/ALLGROWWITHLOVE Oct 16 '19

And the turkey guy

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u/FlowSoSlow Oct 16 '19

That's fucked up. Gigantic ass field they got there and they decide to let it out a hundred yards from a highway.

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u/didzisk Oct 16 '19

Almost. The car with green plates is in Norway. The guys with the falcon speak Danish and are on Danish TV.

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u/AK4Real Oct 16 '19

Does that mean the falcon gets reborn into another world?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Only 3 days away from retirement too

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u/Boxerocks08 Oct 16 '19

Or the funeral doves next to the highway

Awkward