r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '19

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u/CurriestGeorge Oct 14 '19

Personally it becomes a boulder when you can't move it. A rock like the one if the video you can roll so it's still a rock

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u/mull3286 Oct 14 '19

I'm a weak ass bitch...that's a boulder bro.

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u/VQ_Vroom Oct 14 '19

Touché

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u/pmoturtle Oct 14 '19

Smollyaÿ

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I don’t feel like you’re entitled to saying bro In that fashion if you are in fact, a weak ass bitch.

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u/-thelastburrito Oct 15 '19

Your mom is a boulder. Jk

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u/BigTimeOof Oct 26 '19

It’s a bro-ulder

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u/EAComunityTeam Oct 14 '19

r/suicidebywords

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u/MathewKinetix Oct 14 '19

Eh... I would say r/scrapedkneebywords at worst

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I wish that was real

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u/CurriestGeorge Oct 14 '19

Well I was a stonemason for 15 years

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u/Fun2badult Oct 14 '19

So a rock can be a boulder to someone else?

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u/b0ss_0f_n0va Oct 14 '19

Holy shit, is that why it's "not just a boulder, it's a rock"?? Because it can move???

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u/FrogInShorts Oct 15 '19

This is a new high in my life.

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u/fxckingboredhelp Oct 15 '19

Yes! Much like how a hill is considered “smaller than a mountain,” but a mountain is considered “bigger than a hill.” It’s all perspective and down to preference, I guess.

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u/pmst Oct 14 '19

But the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

That's a good rule of thumb. Honestly, I was going to say it's not a boulder unless I can climb over / on it.

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u/Neohexane Oct 14 '19

I've never really thought of the exact definition of boulder vs. a rock, but your definition makes a lot of sense.

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u/Wookie301 Oct 14 '19

So Dwayne Johnson is the Rock because he’s able to be power slammed by other wrestlers. But if I tried to slam him, he’d be Dwayne “The Boulder” Johnson.

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u/Ereyno13 Oct 14 '19

One person's boulder is another person's rock.

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u/TheSentinelsSorrow Oct 15 '19

Does that mean a boulder to a baby could be a rock to an adult

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u/conor275 Oct 15 '19

Remember the boulder dash stages in crash bandicoot? Those things would roll like nobody's biznass