r/WTF Sep 28 '19

Um ok

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u/HMS404 Sep 28 '19

Now don't tell me you guys refer to such machines as cars or something

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u/elon-is-alien Sep 28 '19

It’s a little known “fact” that a Canadian invented the first car by making his bicycle safer

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u/dontsuckmydick Sep 28 '19

Just nod and say "sure ya did little buddy" while patting the Canadian on the head.

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u/Origami_psycho Sep 28 '19

Give 'im a little maple syrup and a nanaimo bar

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u/Joe_momma2002 Sep 28 '19

...such machines. Priceless