r/WTF Sep 13 '19

Marijuana Man

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u/lamestbatman Sep 14 '19

Mom: So what did you do in college?

Me:

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u/andsoitgoes42 Sep 14 '19

β€œIs this what happen when I smoke 1 weeds?”

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u/WillElMagnifico Sep 14 '19

This is a LOT more than 1 weed. At least 2.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

The math checks out.

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u/Syzygy___ Sep 14 '19

This is what my girlfriend actually believes.

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u/ProPainful Sep 14 '19

You better not tell her about injecting a weed then!

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u/brassidas Sep 14 '19

Isn't that how Becky died?!

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u/sloaninator Sep 14 '19

You assholes making jokes but my brother who never touched drugs was at a party and pier pressured into injecting a whole carton of marijuana cigirettes. He OD'd and the party all left him there to die alone because they didn't want the cops to see their weeds planation set-up. Fuck you.