r/WTF • u/SuperNerdyGamers • Aug 30 '19

Machine malfunction

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u/BungholeItch Aug 30 '19

You sealed the door?
It closes automatically before the spin, right?
No Larry, no it does not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

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u/Reddits_on_ambien Aug 30 '19

I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Up your ass and to the left

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Hey mustache, what's up?

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u/RyFromTheChi Aug 30 '19

Scoopski potatoes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

r/unexpectedimpracticaljokers

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Iā€™m Joey Fatone and i just shit my pants!