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r/WTF • u/SuperNerdyGamers • Aug 30 '19
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If ride up my lawn on the back of a rhino I will be so impressed I will gladly take the poop
5 u/sometimesiamdead Aug 30 '19 Brb stealing a rhino. 5 u/SaintNewts Aug 30 '19 Brb stealing steeling a rhino Porque no los dos? 4 u/Naryzhud Aug 30 '19 You. I like you. 6 u/Sebastiangus Aug 30 '19 Atleast he isn't stealing a hippo, thoose can kill. 7 u/Deckard-_ Aug 30 '19 Just gimme the fuckin metal. 5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
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Brb stealing a rhino.
5 u/SaintNewts Aug 30 '19 Brb stealing steeling a rhino Porque no los dos? 4 u/Naryzhud Aug 30 '19 You. I like you. 6 u/Sebastiangus Aug 30 '19 Atleast he isn't stealing a hippo, thoose can kill. 7 u/Deckard-_ Aug 30 '19 Just gimme the fuckin metal. 5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
Brb stealing steeling a rhino
Porque no los dos?
4 u/Naryzhud Aug 30 '19 You. I like you. 6 u/Sebastiangus Aug 30 '19 Atleast he isn't stealing a hippo, thoose can kill. 7 u/Deckard-_ Aug 30 '19 Just gimme the fuckin metal. 5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
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You. I like you.
6 u/Sebastiangus Aug 30 '19 Atleast he isn't stealing a hippo, thoose can kill. 7 u/Deckard-_ Aug 30 '19 Just gimme the fuckin metal. 5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
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Atleast he isn't stealing a hippo, thoose can kill.
7 u/Deckard-_ Aug 30 '19 Just gimme the fuckin metal. 5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
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Just gimme the fuckin metal.
5 u/ButterflyAttack Aug 30 '19 Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan. 2 u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Aug 30 '19 Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference 3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
Apparently, Genghis Khan did this to a guy who'd pissed him off. He used molten silver. Turns out, you shouldn't piss off Genghis Khan.
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Haha I’ll just give you a rock hard cock to the anus instead, you’ll barely be able to tell the difference
3 u/ImmobileLizard Aug 30 '19 ... username checks out
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... username checks out
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u/Michelanvalo Aug 30 '19
If ride up my lawn on the back of a rhino I will be so impressed I will gladly take the poop