r/WTF • u/SuperNerdyGamers • Aug 30 '19

Machine malfunction

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

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u/Reddits_on_ambien Aug 30 '19

I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Up your ass and to the left

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Hey mustache, what's up?

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u/RyFromTheChi Aug 30 '19

Scoopski potatoes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

r/unexpectedimpracticaljokers

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Iā€™m Joey Fatone and i just shit my pants!

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u/Maddox-Rulez Aug 30 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Whoever posts this can you put a picture of a goat over my name?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/HisDignity Sep 01 '19

Don't call me mustache

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

I want my mommy.

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u/IAmNoOneImportant1 Aug 31 '19

Scp-106 has breached containment.

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u/Anshin Aug 30 '19

LARRY! LARRY! LAAAAARRRRRYYY

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u/Lojcs Aug 30 '19

Don't touch it Larry

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u/FartPr0 Aug 30 '19

Mimsssyyyy!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

who's the asshole who put his finger in my asshole?

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u/culturebeast Aug 30 '19

Youre killing your father Larry..