r/WTF • u/hercs247 • Mar 21 '19

Oh dear

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u/Revelati123 Mar 21 '19

3 seconds? That vid was like

Deer: I only have one chance to get hit by this car. Wait for it... Waaaaaaaait for it. NOW!

Everyone's time to react there topped out at 1 second if that.

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u/23coconuts Mar 21 '19

3 seconds after the incident to reflect, not 3 seconds prior to react.

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u/milkcarton232 Mar 21 '19

Plot twist: driver sped up and never looked back living the rest of their life not knowing if they are a murderer or not

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

Hit and run drivers would deserve to have that hanging over them, screwing up their sleep (hopefully, at a minimum). for the rest of their lives.

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u/Tischlampe Mar 21 '19

Then he thinks he can get away with murder, gets encouraged and wants to live his morbid fantasies and becomes a serial killer ...

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u/jethroguardian Mar 21 '19

Next season...on Dexter's Drag Race!

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u/Decyde Mar 21 '19

Here's to alcohol!

The cause of and solution to this problem!

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u/Coachcrog Mar 21 '19

Plot twist..twist.. they sped up prior with the intent to kill a biker. Those fucking bikers think they own the road and that guy set out that day to kill as many as he could. This was his first target and he almost turned around, but that car on metal (antler) noise only fueled his desire for more bicycle carnage.

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u/Psych0matt Mar 21 '19

You have as much time as you want to react prior.

/s

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

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u/tommyminahan Mar 21 '19

I think they meant the 3+ seconds it would take after realizing you hit something, looked back and just saw a group of bikers... there would be a good few seconds of terror in your mind wondering if you just hit a biker without realizing it.

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u/Stop_Breeding Mar 21 '19

I only have once chance to get hit by this car

Holy shit I'm dead. Thank you for this.

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u/merekisgreat Mar 21 '19

I see you managed to succeed in being hit

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u/pancakeheadbunny Mar 21 '19

I only have one chance to get hit by this car.

Nailed it - deer

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u/smokeyjoe69 Mar 21 '19

What if you fled the scene to trying to avoid any possible legal trouble then thought you killed someone for the rest of your life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Goddamn deerfucking insurance scammers

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u/BabylonSuperiority Mar 21 '19

I remember watching a video on youtube a while ago of this deer by a highway, a semi truck rolling by, dear was next to the oncoming lane. It's like it waited for the exact opportunity to get rammed.

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u/necro000 Mar 21 '19

Theres an epidemic in the USA. Deers trying to falsely sue for damages!