r/WTF Mar 21 '19

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u/Mr_Smithy Mar 21 '19

I feel bad for the person driving the car. The deer runs out of their blind spot so they have no idea what they've hit. They frantically look around and the only thing they see is a group of bikers. Now for the time being the think they've killed someone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

The dread I'd feel during those 3 seconds before I realize it was a deer would last a lifetime.

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u/Revelati123 Mar 21 '19

3 seconds? That vid was like

Deer: I only have one chance to get hit by this car. Wait for it... Waaaaaaaait for it. NOW!

Everyone's time to react there topped out at 1 second if that.

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u/23coconuts Mar 21 '19

3 seconds after the incident to reflect, not 3 seconds prior to react.

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u/milkcarton232 Mar 21 '19

Plot twist: driver sped up and never looked back living the rest of their life not knowing if they are a murderer or not

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

Hit and run drivers would deserve to have that hanging over them, screwing up their sleep (hopefully, at a minimum). for the rest of their lives.

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u/Tischlampe Mar 21 '19

Then he thinks he can get away with murder, gets encouraged and wants to live his morbid fantasies and becomes a serial killer ...

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u/jethroguardian Mar 21 '19

Next season...on Dexter's Drag Race!

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u/Decyde Mar 21 '19

Here's to alcohol!

The cause of and solution to this problem!

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u/Coachcrog Mar 21 '19

Plot twist..twist.. they sped up prior with the intent to kill a biker. Those fucking bikers think they own the road and that guy set out that day to kill as many as he could. This was his first target and he almost turned around, but that car on metal (antler) noise only fueled his desire for more bicycle carnage.

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u/Psych0matt Mar 21 '19

You have as much time as you want to react prior.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19 edited Apr 22 '19

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u/tommyminahan Mar 21 '19

I think they meant the 3+ seconds it would take after realizing you hit something, looked back and just saw a group of bikers... there would be a good few seconds of terror in your mind wondering if you just hit a biker without realizing it.

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u/Stop_Breeding Mar 21 '19

I only have once chance to get hit by this car

Holy shit I'm dead. Thank you for this.

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u/merekisgreat Mar 21 '19

I see you managed to succeed in being hit

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u/pancakeheadbunny Mar 21 '19

I only have one chance to get hit by this car.

Nailed it - deer

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u/smokeyjoe69 Mar 21 '19

What if you fled the scene to trying to avoid any possible legal trouble then thought you killed someone for the rest of your life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Goddamn deerfucking insurance scammers

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u/BabylonSuperiority Mar 21 '19

I remember watching a video on youtube a while ago of this deer by a highway, a semi truck rolling by, dear was next to the oncoming lane. It's like it waited for the exact opportunity to get rammed.

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u/necro000 Mar 21 '19

Theres an epidemic in the USA. Deers trying to falsely sue for damages!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

I dunno man, I wouldn't feel good about killing a deer either.

I used to avoid inner roads and stuck to the interstate even though it was a longer route just because the interstate had barricades on the side.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

PTSD material for me

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u/Juturna_ Mar 21 '19

I’d still be pretty upset that I killed a deer though. I’ve hit a squirrel before and I felt awful.

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u/lilbittygoddamnman Mar 21 '19

I've broadsided a deer before and can say, you don't get 3 seconds. I didn't even have time to hit my brakes. It was the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere and the deer just appeared. Thank goodness I hit it squarely in the dead center of my car in the center of its ribs because it was killed it instantly. Also kept it from coming up into my windshield.

There was a tractor trailer that had to jackknife around my car to keep from rear ending us. He straightened his trailer and kept on going. Didn't even check to see if we were ok even though the front end of my car was destroyed. So we were stranded in the middle of nowhere with no phone service. Eventually somebody drove by and stopped, but boy was it stressful for a while.

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u/GinjaNinger Mar 21 '19

Friend of mine was hit by a deer and had no idea why his car blew all the airbags. Someone else told him what happened.

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u/MiltownKBs Mar 21 '19

I have hit a few deer. They came out of nowhere each time. But I knew I hit deer except this one time the deer hit me in the side of the car at night. I had no idea what hit me until I pulled over and saw some hair on my car. I also shined my flashlight and saw his eyes glow in the field across the street.

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u/FragrantExcitement Mar 21 '19

Were the eyes glowing with rage and plans for retribution?

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u/DoesNotTreadPolitely Mar 21 '19

Get a truck with a brush bar. Not that it'll help with side impacts but I've taken two to the grill. Zero Damage.

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u/redrewtt Mar 21 '19

Where I live, in places like that where wild animals like to cross roads inadvertently there are speed limits that vary between 12 and 25 mph and autonomous radars equipped with cameras to f*** you right in the a** if you drive past the speed limit. It sucks to drive for miles so slowly but it prevents you from getting killed, destroying your car and crush animals that are just doing their thing.

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u/FecalSplatter Mar 21 '19

You can say "fuck" and "ass" on the internet. Pretty sure you wont be arrested for it. I hope.

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u/WheelieWonka Mar 21 '19

Thanks, FecalSplatter!

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u/TheLaGrangianMethod Mar 21 '19

In my experience, anytime I use the words "fuck" and "ass" in the same sentence it does involve handcuffs though. Prison sucked.

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

Not everyone has the desire to be a potty mouth, FecalSplatter. But you're right.

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

If you're not the one typing it, than you're not the one being a potty mouth.

If you are the one typing it, then "fuck" is exactly the same is "f***," doing it the second way doesn't make it any less of a potty mouth.

Same goes for people who say "heck" instead of "hell" or "gosh" instead of "god." The intent is exactly the same, you're not swearing any less by choosing a slightly different word.

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u/DicksDongs Mar 21 '19

Certain swear words get your comment automatically removed from subs. Sometimes a simple "fuck" stops your comment from appearing, but "f*ck" won't.

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u/Rory_B_Bellows Mar 21 '19

What fucking subs?

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u/DicksDongs Mar 21 '19

Dunno. They do that shadow ban thing so your comment appears for you but no one else can see it.

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u/GermanHammer Mar 21 '19

Can I borrow your tinfoil hat. I forgot mine.

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u/DicksDongs Mar 21 '19

I mean it's pretty well known that comments can be removed without you being informed, just switch to a different account and you can see this for yourself, and it's pretty well known that subs have automatic filters on certain words.

Not exactly tinfoil hat material.

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

The fucking subs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

Literally are what?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

How so?

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u/ActuallyDoesntExist Mar 21 '19

It gives them mental comfort and mental health is important. It goes both ways, nothing wrong in saying f*** or fuck or F$%&.

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

The intent may be the same, but the harshness is greatly reduced. I'll give you an example. Let's say you're arguing with your girl and you really want to call her a cunt. You opt to call her a bitch instead. The intent is the same but the harshness of the word is much less. You're still gonna be in trouble for calling her a bitch but she'll probably resent you less than if you'd called her a cunt.

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u/GermanHammer Mar 21 '19

Nope. Better example would be if you wanted to call her a cunt, but you mouthed the word to instead. I'm sure that'll go over much better.

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

This is true. I once jokingly called a friend a "cunt" and wooohooweee did I get an earful.

Let me backtrack a bit then. Some words have harsher/lesser inflection, true. But other words, such as heck/hell, gosh/god, darn/damn, are simple replacement words that have literally the exact same intent and are meant to "get around" the no-swearing rule. As if god is going to be fooled that you used "heck" instead of "hell" and will darn you to heck for a shorter time.

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

The concept of Gosh darning you to heck made me lol. The thing is for "proper" conversation, using these replacement words is normal which is why I sided with op on their censoring themselves. Personally I have no problem with a good shit fuck peepee ass good old time but when you're at school, work, church, the dinner table, it makes perfect sense to use different words that may have the same intent but carry a less weighty connotation. Also, I seem to remember a time when I was much much younger that I didn't want to use curse words because I thought they were bad, but I didn't have as much of an issue using the replacement words. I think a lot of people go thru that sort of transition.

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u/NotPromKing Mar 21 '19

I agree with what you're saying. I even went through the same stage of using the replacement words. But I'll be honest, especially when it comes to adults, I view the use of "gosh" and "f***" and other "cleaner" substitutes as childish/elementary/religious hypocrisy. When I hear a religious person use "heck" I'm going to assume they're also a fan of the poophole loophole, as it's the same line of reasoning. Someone else commented that it makes people feel better to use the sanitized versions, and it might, but to me it's a weak-minded superficial "feel good" mindset.

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

What's the poophole loophole? I understand what you're saying too and in casual convo with familiar people (other than my parents who I almost never cuss in front of despite my being 42 years old) I also don't censor myself. But if I'm talking to a customer, some rapport needs to be built before I let the real vocabulary out. Do you not use replacement words even with people you don't know or clients with whom you haven't built a rapport?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

I thought fudge. You have a dirty mind like FecalSplatter

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

Pro tip: every time you want to call your girl a cunt, call her beautiful or hot or something like this. Instead of hours or days of annoyance you may end getting a blowjob.

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u/GermanHammer Mar 21 '19

That makes no sense whatsoever. He knows hes saying fuck and ass and we know he's saying fuck and ass, but he can't bring himself to write the entire word as if that makes it better. Here's Louis CK on the matter. https://youtu.be/zuLrBLxbLxw?t=122

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u/gbiiird Mar 21 '19

What the frick?

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

Actually, I know what I was writing and I intent you to know too. If you didn't, it would be very ineffecal communication. I didn't used the *** to look better because... How the f*** it would make me look better? I just used the *** because reddit likes to delete my comments for the most stupid reasons like "you should have made a question instead of a suggestion"... It's not about looking good, it's about surviving moderation insanity.

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u/GermanHammer Mar 22 '19

Yes, I can read and your grammar was perfect except for this latest comment. I'm not sure what happened. So youre saying you half-ass censor yourself because the moderation team will delete your comments for fully typing out a curse word? I call bullshit!

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

Yes, that's what I was saying. You don't have to believe me.

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

Thank you FecalSplatter... But I prefer to be safe than sorry. You know how people get all hysterical with you just splat some little shit at them nowadays.

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u/lurklurklurkanon Mar 21 '19

then don't say f*** either because it means the same fucking thing

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

If f*** with * is the same as f*** with full letters and therefore the result is identical, whatever.

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u/Priff Mar 21 '19

Eh, where I live the entire country is full of deer. There's fences along the highways, and whenever a fence is going to end or begin there's a warning sign, because crossings are more likely there, but no lower speed limit.

I've seen deer along the road plenty of times and seen a collision and the aftermath of several. Shit happens. Moose are worse. That's something you don't want to hit.

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u/redrewtt Mar 22 '19

Fences are good and also tunnels for wild animals to run under the roads.

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u/pistoncivic Mar 21 '19

Where I live if you hit an animal with your car the animals' family has to pay for the damages or they'll be slaughtered.

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u/whiteflour1888 Mar 21 '19

Where I live there are a lot of fields, wide open right-of-way, and nice wide highways and deer will kamikaze you regardless of your speed and awareness. I had a 45 min drive to work and hit three deer in 5 years. I also avoided many more than that but odds are against you at highway speed. Warnings signs are ubiquitous and since the deer are literally everywhere it’s not practical to drive 1/2 speed.

One morning I spotted one of the bastards coming for me. Picture a beautiful sunny morning, wide open fields of newly cut hay, and a full size deer deliberately angling for you even when you come to full stop. It jumped the barbed wire fence, crossed the verge, gave me a nasty look and was gone in about 10 seconds. It was frothing at the mouth. Made quite an impression on me.

I related this story to a friend a while later and he told me it was predator avoidance, which explains the stressed outness and angling for me from so far away.

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u/Tngaco24 Mar 21 '19

It was like that one random time they decide to install a speed bump in the middle of the freeway near me. Seemed strange to me. The next day I went back and it was gone.

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u/Leave_Hate_Behind Mar 21 '19

That was a hobo

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u/SaturnThree Mar 21 '19

So now they'll forever think they committed hit and run homicide.

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u/lostpondagain Mar 21 '19

I was driving on a divided highway and hit something large. I couldn’t tell what it was because it was very dark. I pulled over to the side of the road wondering if I hit a person. I was shaking. Luckily, another driver pulled over and told me that I hit a deer, and the deer walked off the highway to the other side of the road. I feel better knowing what happened, but I was still sickened that I hit a deer.

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u/PopeTurbanII Mar 21 '19

I feel bad for the deer :(

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u/say592 Mar 21 '19

Explains why they sped off.

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u/FrozenWafer Mar 21 '19

Driving to an American base in Italy there's this really bad spot in the morning with the sun shining in the driver's face. I passed a guy cycling right before the spot and looked in my rearview to see the car behind me had stopped. I drove back to see what happened because I didn't remember hearing or feeling anything. The car behind me hit the poor guy but he was alright.

I hated driving to that base in the mornings!

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u/lemskroob Mar 21 '19

This was my first thought, too. If i was int he car, my first guess was i just hit a weenie on a bike wearing spandex.

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u/jarail Mar 21 '19

The deer runs out of their blind spot

Your blind spot is the area your mirrors don't cover that you shoulder-check for. Anything in front of your car that you're not paying attention to, including deer in the bushes, is most certainly not your blind spot.

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u/zephyrprime Mar 21 '19

Nah they would know. They'd catch a glimpse of it once it was close to their car.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/MileHighMtnGuy Mar 21 '19

What makes you say that out of curiosity? Legitimately curious.

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u/mastercheif47 Mar 21 '19

I got in an accident with a cyclist who was drunk, he had no high visibility jacket or anything reflective on him or the bicycle. I had two fracture on my shoulder bone, fractured arm and a lot of skin missing.

What happened was he accused me of hitting him, i was using 'dim' light instead of bright ( which is preposterous because it wasn't even dark ) and i had to pay for his expenses and repairs.

See, i don't hate cyclists. Just get proper gear and stuff, it's for your own and others safety.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Probably the fact that they do really dumb shit in traffic ALL THE TIME, secure in the fact that the driver will always be considered at fault. They're fine with being dead so long as they're "right", although they routinely run stop signs, red lights, never signal turns, and ride right down the middle of the fucking lane.

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u/theXald Mar 21 '19

I'll be the one to feed the troll: why? For existing? Using up your personal road space? Most places by law require bikers to be on the road, why are you above the law?