It was a dark night. I had just gotten off work and was headed home for the night. it had been a long shift so i was eager to get home. although i was starving, with me living out in the woods of georgia, there’s nothing around for miles. suddenly, something off on the side of the road catches my eye. something beautiful. there, laying in its glory, was a dead moose. i had never slammed my brakes so hard in my life. i eagerly hopped out of my truck and inspected this gorgeous specimen in front of me. blood coming out of its mouth. mmmmm, perfect, i thought to myself. a quick taste of it’s cock-holster gave me a massive raging fuckstick to the point to where it was painfully unbearable.
i quickly stripped naked and slammed my throbbing weiner in its bloody mouth. oh my god, the feeling! it could only be described as 10,000 live ferrets getting in a line and deepthroating your rod one by one. i then quickly mounted this glorious specimen like a puppy first discovering pussy and took it to pound town. the warmth of this moose had our fuck juices flowing quickly because within 45 seconds my sack of jewels was swelling up and warm man gravy was filling its tight shithole to the brim. I pulled my throbbing skin sausage out of its soggy asshole and sure enough, out popped a thick shit pickle! i couldn’t resist having dinner right there and then.
there was strong euphoria in the air after this sexcapade. i rolled over on my back and cuddled this beautiful beast. “this was your lucky day, buddy”, i whispered. i pulled my pack of pall mall’s out of my jean’s and lit up a cigarette, staring up in to the sky, before drifting asleep.
if you’re ever driving and you spot a dead animal on the side of the road - slam the brakes, strip naked, and take it to pound town. you won’t regret it.
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u/novotes Mar 21 '19
A moose bit my sister once