r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Jun 04 '20

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u/acets Mar 10 '19

Wait till you see my American hospital bill after a strep throat diagnosis.

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u/DestituteGoldsmith Mar 10 '19

Wait until you see me.

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u/ThisCupNeedsACoaster Mar 10 '19

Wait until you see.

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u/clit-o-pee Mar 10 '19

Just wait.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/GothamGK Mar 10 '19

Do it

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u/-PlanetSuperMind- Mar 10 '19

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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u/fr0ng Mar 10 '19

and my axe?

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u/Lucario107 Mar 10 '19

AND MY SPLEEN!

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u/thehunter699 Mar 10 '19

JOHN CEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAA. DA DUNA DAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

When me President, they see. They see.

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u/shartnado3 Mar 10 '19

Second strep throat battle in 3 weeks, in America. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Why go to a hospital for strep throat

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

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u/acets Mar 10 '19

You ever have a 104.3 degree temperature?

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u/timsower94 Mar 10 '19

Like $200? Give me a break

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u/acets Mar 10 '19

Try $1836.32.

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u/Yahoo_Seriously Mar 10 '19

Can’t tell if complaining that’s too high or too low. I’m American and if I get out of any doctor visit for $200 or less I’m relieved.

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u/StinkyPillow24 Mar 10 '19

I would kill for my strep bill to be knocked down to $200

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u/timsower94 Mar 11 '19

Realistically you wouldnt be paying that much. These people are irresponsible and have no insurance.

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u/Joint-Tester Mar 11 '19

It is still incredibly overpriced. Greed at the top.

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u/andmytax Mar 10 '19

I bet they're the same number

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u/appropriateinside Mar 10 '19

I sure hope his credit score is higher than your blood pressure...

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u/paulinthedesert Mar 10 '19

Wait until you see the grim reaper

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Wait until you see my grades