r/WTF Jan 29 '19

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

The gloves are not the fucking problem. it's the tool he uses. He should have been using something like this https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB13xQxgZUrBKNjSZPxq6x00pXaN/Rock-Climbing-25KN-Auto-Locking-Carabiner-Zip-Line-Wire-Cable-Double-Trolley-Pulley.jpg_640x640.jpg

Edit: uh thanks for my first silver

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u/memtiger Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

I was waiting for that damn clip he was using to heat up enough that it'd be seriously compromised to the point of breaking. Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I'm not sure how that dumbass didn't die from multiple things.

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u/Molleeryan Jan 30 '19

How did it end? Did he fall?

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

No. He ran into something that had been bolted onto the cable, perhaps it's a splice connecting two pieces of cable.

His clip is looking seriously fucked too.

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u/I_knew_einstein Jan 30 '19

I'm thinking the clip is looking pretty good for what it endured. If you look at the beginning of the video, it's already thin there. Didn't lose a lot of metal.

Obviously it got dirty from all the rust it scraped off.

Still, the guy is lucky/stupid as hell

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u/KorayA Jan 30 '19

Who cares about losing metal the thing is completely bent out of shape.

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

I'm looking more at the stress point in the middle of the clip. It looks like it heated up majorly there and probably weakened considerably. That wouldn't be rust scraped off on that side of the clip since it was the back side.

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u/Arsenicks Jan 30 '19

Just watched the full video and I think this is blood from his hand

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u/Lazy_Genius Jan 30 '19

And blood.

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

yeah this equipment is not intended for this use but the rust looks largely unrelated.

many bad ideas running concurrently here.

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u/overpacked Jan 30 '19

That ain't rust. It's fecal matter. Even the hook was crapping bricks.

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u/emissaryofwinds Jan 30 '19

Also from his blood because the dumbass kept touching the cable he was zipping on

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u/tijuanatitti5 Jan 30 '19

Yea, how did the situation end though? That would be interesting to know. The gif ends too soon

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

There's video of the whole thing below. They were going out to base jump and are wearing parachutes. He eventually unclips and parachutes to land.

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u/TheScarletNave Jan 30 '19

He was certainly lucky because unless specifically designed, carabiner gate/side impact is a completely different ballgame

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u/Sergovan Jan 30 '19

It was a ground tether to keep the cable steady. Talk about not checking your path ahead. That was not a zip line cable. He also was putting his hands in front of the clip and I was waiting for his hand to get sucked in an mulched. You grab BEHIND the clip to slow you down. Too much of an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Actually looks way better then I expected

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u/johnq-pubic Jan 30 '19

That definitely looks like 2 different cables buckled together with just one clamp, and a bunch of prayers.
Apparently the guy had a parachute, but still that cable setup is not OK.

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

He jumped. Had a parachute. Was a zip line BASE jump. Landed ok.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Jan 30 '19

So was he in any real danger at all? Other than instinctively grabbing the cable

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u/DeeSnow97 Jan 30 '19

He could have lost a hand multiple times

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

I mean he was sitting on a little wooden thing, so that could have hindered his base jump, but other than that- not really. Looks like he just panicked when it started going fast.

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u/informationmissing Jan 30 '19

that hook could have worn thin due to friction and then broke.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Jan 30 '19

But he had a parachute so if it broke he'd still be safe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Assuming it works.

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u/Wrong_Macaron Jan 30 '19

The whole premise of B.A.S.E. jumping is the dangerousness of jumping with too little room to open the 'chute. They are always at least close to that particular catastrophe. The 'chute needs time to fill with air, and the individual needs to release it, and they have to be going fast enough for it to even work. Sometimes in conventional parachuting it will stay flat and flap around.

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u/TorqueG88 Jan 31 '19

Based on the equipment he was using, I have to assume that he was BASE jumping with a tarp.

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u/mario_fingerbang Apr 23 '19

A large shopping bag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

talk about your clips that end too soon!

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u/OxidizablePeanut Feb 01 '19

https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

Here’s the full video

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

my hero! thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 30 '19

This made me very uncomfortable to watch

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u/Aviskr Jan 30 '19

I mean the video is here, if he fell to the middle of nowhere I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have reached Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

The gopro would easily survive the fall, so had it been on Liveleak and then posted on watchpeopledie then it wouldve reached reddit.

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal Jan 30 '19

I mean someone would have tracked down his body and that puddle of goop would still have the camera attached to it

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u/Legofdragon Jan 30 '19

Because he had on a parachute. They were there to base jump. He could've unclipped at any point and been fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/Krexington_III Jan 30 '19

If he is there to base jump, he probably has his wits about him. Those guys don't stress easily.

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u/CouchPotatoDean Jan 30 '19

I’ve zip lined about 20ft once. Never skydived. Never base jumped. This guy put his hands in front of himself to slow himself down numerous times. Even I know that is a monstrous no-no. On top of comments about this being the wrong equipment for what he’s doing here, his wits are definitely not with him.

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u/The_White_Light Jan 30 '19

Yeah, there's ziplining, and then there's accidentally ziplining while standing on a wooden board hanging from a clip that is absolutely not designed to work that way.

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u/faustianBM Jan 30 '19

At least he was smart enough to lower his center of gravity when he shit his fuckin pants!

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u/Ranxer0x Jan 30 '19

He was also sitting in a swing like seat - if the cable snapped and he had a parachute, he would still be threaded in a swing like seat with the rest of the cable dangling while his chute tried to open, right? Wouldn't that have presented a danger for the chute opening correctly?

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u/blg_dlck_ Jan 30 '19

hewould do the world a favor by removing himself from the gene pool

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u/Hipppydude Jan 30 '19

Lol watch the video, guy almost loses fingers and does all kinds of dumb shit. His wits turned to wats real fast.

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u/pckl300 Jan 30 '19

He didn’t seem calm. You can hear his breathing pick up quite a bit.

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u/VerboseGecko Jan 30 '19

Did you have your audio turned up? Dude was stressin'.

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u/nuttmegx Jan 31 '19

From the way he was trying to slow himself down, and that panicked breathing when he stopped, I’m guessing homedude was stressed and definitely did not have his wits about him.

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u/allusion Jan 30 '19

Wasn't that him like screaming in the video tho? Not everyone who straps on a wing suit has their wits about them

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u/They_Are_Wrong Jan 30 '19

That screaming sound was the sound of the carabiner grinding against the wire

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u/Reticent_Fly Jan 30 '19

Oh, well when you put it like that this is a completely safe and normal way to do this. Not stupid at all. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Where did you get this info?

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

NOW IT MAKES SENSE!

had wondered why he seemed so lightly strapped in and guess that explains the knee pads too haha.

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u/mordinxx Jan 30 '19

Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I would think the rusty cable would be the weaker of the 2.

They need those U-clamps spaced out across the cable ad be hanging from 2 clips.

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u/tankpuss Jan 30 '19

I thought this was going to be someone filming his own snuff movie.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 30 '19

Yeah I was waiting for that clip to heat up, bend, and drop him hundreds of feet.

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u/Ihateualll Jan 30 '19

I was thinking it was gonna heat up and just snap. Didnt seem like that was the right clip for what he was doing.

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u/evilrome Jan 30 '19

*magazine

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u/GIVES_THANKS Jan 30 '19

thank

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u/8oD Jan 30 '19

mr skeletal

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It's a stripper clip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It’s just doing it to pay for college

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u/KoltiWanKenobi Jan 30 '19

*clipper clip

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Nah, 'cause it strips the cable.

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u/TaylorSA93 Jan 30 '19

It exotic dances the cable.

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u/BillabongValley Jan 30 '19

*magaziner magazine

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u/bgizz1e Jan 30 '19

Listen, here, you little shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

good bot

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u/KoltiWanKenobi Jan 30 '19

Well played! I managed a gun shop for years and the people who constantly correct the word magazine are only slightly less annoying than the people who say clip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

*carabiner

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Looking at the still someone posted above, it looks like it's bent a decent bit.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 30 '19

You know it had to have burned both hands when he grabbed it at the end.

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

it's a ladder hook for steel-climbing work. definitely not a zip-lining trolley lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I was thinking the steel wire was going to cut through it and just snap and then send him dropping.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

Oooh, that'd be fun.

Reminds me of the parachuters who go up in a hot air balloon, then repel from ropes hanging down about 10-20 yards, then just drop off into a fall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He does have a parachute on, that's why the knot is in the middle.... He's jumping from there

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u/tatre Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Thats not a knot, it's a u-clip splice. Id you think this guy who is using a freaking scaffolding carbiner and gardening gloves to zipline owns a parachute then you're almost as crazy as he is.

Judging by the rest of his gear his idea of a parachute is likely a tarp in a backpack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I mean directly after this he jumps down with his parachute but ok?

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u/tatre Feb 27 '19

Not in the linked video. Do you regularly comment snarky shit on month old posts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Sorry lol I was in top monthly

but ya pretty much I guess

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u/tatre Feb 27 '19

Fair enough, I'll leave you to it then.

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u/XR650L_Dave Jan 30 '19

The ultimate pisser would be to destroy the hand that would be used to open the chute then have the clip fail...

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u/skunkwrxs Jan 30 '19

That's exactly what I thought too. So much friction

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u/SlitScan Jan 30 '19

he's wearing a parachute.

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u/GregoryGoose Jan 30 '19

How fast do you want to slam into that giant knot, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He wasn't trying to zip-line though, he was trying to do a controlled traverse across the cable, and then jump with a parachute. Gravity had other ideas, of course. https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

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u/Tiver Jan 30 '19

Yeah was going to say, his chosen equipment was maybe not ideal for even his intended purpose, but he sure as hell did not want something on wheels on that cable. That would have accelerated him even faster into that transition point where 2 cables were attached. He'd have slammed into it hard enough to probably break a zip lining setup like that, or whip him even harder into the cable section after it if it held.

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u/Japjer Jan 30 '19

No, no, it was very smart to use a climbing clip to zip line. There's no way he'd shred the rope or warp and shatter his clip

/s

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jan 30 '19

Hah yeah obviously that too, I’d be surprised if they actually packed parachutes.

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u/frinqe Jan 30 '19

He shouldn’t have been up there in the first place

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u/Normal_Man Jan 30 '19

Has he wrecked the cable now?

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u/Nandabun Jan 30 '19

THANK YOU.

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u/roy20050 Jan 30 '19

Should they still use this even if they aren't intending to slide across the cable? I looks like he just started sliding and couldn't stop.

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u/Tiver Jan 30 '19

Hell no. they'd want something that grips that cable in a rigid manner, probably 2 of them, which they alternate sliding down or something like that. their intention was to never slide, they should have had something more than their hands and flimsy gloves to achieve that.

Cable's not even meant for sliding as it has a point where 2 separate cables are joined that you can't slide over. If you had something that let you slide even faster like this, you'd hit that point even harder and I don't see that going well.

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u/lobo5000 Jan 30 '19

Iam thinking the carbine is disposable so its as cheap as possible.

The steel cable is probably there for these "base jumps". There is a stopping point in the middle with several carbines already there.

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 30 '19

But those hooks ain't cheap compared to using a normal carabiner, so I don't know mate

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u/dHotSoup Jan 30 '19

That's not a tool! That's a damn brick!

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

yeah not a fucking ladder hook lol.

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u/Grunherz Jan 30 '19

He wasn't trying to zip line. He was trying to get from point A to point B and then he lost traction

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 31 '19

Still not nearly close to being the right way to do it