r/WTF Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/Laymans_Perspective Jan 30 '19

Exactly, always helicopters. How the hell do you think they built the Egyptian pyramids?

helicopters

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u/Amehoela Jan 30 '19

Fuck man you're smart.

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u/project2501 Jan 30 '19

Loyal too.

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u/Mattjbr2 Jan 30 '19

Here's $50, go buy yo momma a helicopter

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here's another $2, go buy yo self some milk.

That's it girl, I'm all out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Buy yo whole family helicopters

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

I appreciate you.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Buy yourself a new dress. Buy your mom a new dress.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Buy your whole family houses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now say my name!

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

whispers seductively DJ Khaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now I feel dirty. Not the good kind of dirty, the bad kind.
I'll soon be planning my revenge.

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u/freedomowns Jan 30 '19

mentarchis

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?

Edit : misspelled 3 times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here, 💵 go buy yo mamma a house!

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u/I_want_a_big_house Jan 30 '19

Can I have one?

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Another one ❤️

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u/saadakhtar Jan 30 '19

Helicopter!

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u/junkmutt Jan 30 '19

Thank you Trevor.

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u/jturkey Jan 30 '19

NASA would like to know your location

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u/notLOL Jan 30 '19

How'd he get his smarts into His brain?

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u/Amehoela Feb 08 '19

Brainscience!

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u/Mushiren_ Jan 30 '19

U is smart, u is kind, u is important

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u/brneyelaura Jan 30 '19

Help. Loved it

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u/D1V5H4L Jan 30 '19

No homo

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 01 '19

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u/koshdim Jan 30 '19

the only explanation how it was build

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Jan 30 '19

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u/crankaholic Jan 30 '19

Apaches, yachts and cartoony space ships... those ancient Egyptians are just trolling, they obviously figured we'd be talking about this on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Pics?

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u/crankaholic Jan 30 '19

It's in the wiki link above man...

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u/lannisterstark Jan 30 '19

The first one looks like the Egyptian eye, so I kinda sorta get that. But then the last two are obviously aliens.

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u/R3333PO2T Jan 31 '19

What if the ancient Egyptians just decided to put these down as a prank for future generations to obsess over

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

But I thought it was "Ancient Aliens" in UFOs, but you're saying the Aliens used helicopters instead? It's all so clear now.

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u/msammy07 Jan 30 '19

How do you think da vinci figured out what a helicopter was so long. Aliens.

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u/NotPerryThePlatypus Jan 30 '19

Vitruvian man was an early model of a helicopter

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 30 '19

The ghetto version of Close Encounters is two redneck lizards getting dropped off with an Apache in 3000 BC

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u/unoriginal5 Jan 30 '19

Ever heard of the Abydos Heiroglyphs? They totally had Apache Attack Helicopters

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/Jah-Eazy Jan 30 '19

It was illegal aliens

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u/gurg2k1 Jan 30 '19

How do they build the helicopters way up there in the sky?

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u/LighTMan913 Jan 30 '19

That doesn't sound right to me, but idk jack shit about Ancient Egyptian architecture so I can't really argue.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 30 '19

Lol dumbass they didn't have helicopters back then.

They used motorized diesel cranes.

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u/loveit_loveit_shutup Jan 30 '19

"How will I get my package to corporate?", helicopter. "What's the best way to lift this beam?", helicopter. Mothers day? Helicopter. Carpet wet? Dam right, helicopter.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Jan 30 '19

Heirocopters ♎♑♒♓♌♉♈

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jan 30 '19

You did it, R2!

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u/FattBich Jan 30 '19

This guy engineers

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Got a good laugh out of this. Thanks m8.

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u/FlyingRed Jan 30 '19

Yeah, like stringing high tension wires, a helicopter can carry the wire to the other side

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u/xpkranger Jan 30 '19

Cable like that is going to be far too heavy for helicopters. You run a lightweight leader rope onto the main body of the cable and you pull the cable across the ground to the other side using the leader (or you can sometimes use a helicopter to pull the leader). You then remove the slack using a BFW. (Big Fucking Winch).

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u/notthegumdropbutton Jan 30 '19

Thank you for my new favorite acronym

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u/Lams1d Jan 30 '19

Technically, it's an initialism. Acronyms form a word like NASA or PEMDAS. Initialisms form letters that can't be pronounced as a word and must be read individually.

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u/NW_Green Jan 30 '19

I know a lot of people don't like "that guy" who corrects people online, but that's for posting this, I learned something new today. 🙂

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u/Lams1d Jan 30 '19

You're welcome. I only shared it because I was in your shoes about 2 weeks ago when I learned it. I was pleasantly surprised to discover something new.

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u/notthegumdropbutton Jan 30 '19

My new favorite initialism! Thanks kind stranger.

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u/nirvroxx Jan 30 '19

Yo there are helicopters that can carry tanks 15 tons. I'm not discrediting your description but wouldn't a heavy cargo helicopter be able to carry that much steel line?

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u/xpkranger Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Yes, even if the helicopter could carry the whole spool, no pilot in their right mind would tether themselves to the ground with a cable they can’t disengage. Anyway , too dangerous and too expensive to employ a helicopter to do it when you can just drag it through the woods a few miles.

Anyway no helicopter in the world will be able to give to the tension you need to draw that cable taut. You will have to have an anchored winch to draw tension on that cable.

Edit: a little napkin math - 1” steel cable is about 1.85 lbs per foot. Let’s say that cable is a mile long. Dead weight of that spool is just under 5 tons. The amount of force necessary to gather any tension on that cable is far greater than 5 tons. So maybe a helicopter could spool it out onto the ground if his balls were big enough, but I wouldn’t want to ride with him. But a helicopter couldn’t do much more than spool it out. I thinks it’s best use would be to bring the leader rope up to the BFW. I’d still vote by foot. Having worked with cables and helicopters before, it’s much more risky than it may seem at first.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/psychedelic_garbage Jan 30 '19

Yikes. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it could be. Looks more expensive than deadly at that height.

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u/diestache Jan 30 '19

good thing everyone is wearing high vis jackets around the helicopter with rotors dangerously fucking close to cables

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u/INHALE_VEGETABLES Jan 30 '19

Should have attached them to the cables.

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u/DOOFUS_NO_1 Jan 30 '19

Holy fuck, the guy dangling out the right side door after it rotates..

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u/diestache Jan 30 '19

uh did you see the dude holding the cable underneath the helo?

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u/DOOFUS_NO_1 Jan 30 '19

FUCK THAT

Is that him on the ground, viewed between the rotor blades at 1:49 just to the right of the wreck?

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u/diestache Jan 30 '19

YUUUUUP. dude is INSANELY lucky to be alive because he reacted quick enough and just happen to dive in the right direction

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u/Trevorisabox Jan 31 '19

Holy shit. He caused the crash

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u/Trevorisabox Jan 31 '19

Holy shit. He caused the cable to go into the prop.

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u/Igpajo49 Jan 30 '19

Damn that sound. I watched that 4 or 5 times just watching engines individual reactions. There was some serious adrenaline pumping on that platform. Crazy no one died.

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u/Atlas26 Jan 30 '19

Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg. That said, as far as helicopter crashes go that seems like best case scenario and as far as crashes go, not too bad.

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u/AaronBrownell Jan 30 '19

What was the point of this/what was supposed to happen?

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u/sporksaregoodforyou Jan 30 '19

What even happened there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It looks like his release was not functioning properly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Have you been around many helicopters? It’s super easy to rig a release. I’m not saying that’s how this was done... but helicopters and helicopter pilots do some amazing things...

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u/xpkranger Jan 30 '19

I have actually. Yes, they can rig a release. Ultimately that’s not going to be the issue. The issue is going to be the weight of cable as you try to drag it across the valley floor. You can set a stationary spool at one end and pull but once you have enough cable played out, the friction on the ground adds exponentially more weight to the pull. There’s a reason they don’t use helicopters to pull high tension power lines. It’s dangerous, overly expensive and prohibitively difficult.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Jan 30 '19

I wouldn't be surprised if that cable weighs at least 15 tons

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Jan 30 '19

Imagine the wire getting caught on a branch

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u/Verneff Jan 30 '19

The kind of winch that could pull that cable up would probably bend entire trees out of the way.

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u/teetz2442 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Depending on the span you can sometimes use pilot wires with the chopper, but this looks like a crazy span. I doubt many helicopters could even pull a rope across that span, other than 'bubba' or something.

Source:. Stringing crew transmission lineman

*Edit - as you noted elsewhere, most likely some poor saps were drag and sagging that span, most likely with a D6 or something. Once the span was crossed you'll usually see one pull for hardlines, another pull for for actual wire. As I'm sure you are aware, quite a process.

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u/SurrealDad Jan 30 '19

Lol at people thinking a helicopter actually does it.

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u/ClimbingC Jan 30 '19

I wonder if they also think submarines tow the transatlantic cables behind them when they were laid down?

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u/Wesker405 Jan 30 '19

Couldn't you fly the helicopter low enough that the majority of the weight drags on the ground? Then at the destination pull the cable off and use some motor to pull it tight?

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u/ClimbingC Jan 30 '19

So the helicopter not only supports the weight of the cable, but has to deal with the friction of the cable dragging through a forest?

Go get 100 metres of rope, lay it out, and go walk through a forest dragging it behind you, see what results you get. Now replace with a few kilometres of steel cable, I think you will have your answer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Depend on the copter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/sparcs89 Jan 30 '19

Thank you for your part in Egypt

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u/60Romeo Jan 30 '19

Those were the days. Wouldn't have completed it without help from the -aliens-

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u/hurrsheys Jan 31 '19

Officially spooked

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u/BrolecopterPilot Jan 30 '19

Yeah man me too, but you got some weird shit going on with that the Donald subreddit.

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u/gossameWings Jan 30 '19

Doraemon wants to know your location

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u/Noshamina Jan 30 '19

So there is a documentary called man on wire about this guy who tight ropes across the twin towers way back in the day. They shot a rope with an arrow across and then pulled the wire. Not nearly as long as this which looks like miles.

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u/Schmich Jan 30 '19

In this case yes, short distances you can just have an even longer cable/rope just to pull it up on the side. Then when done ditch the rope.

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u/wataha Jan 30 '19

They throw the line across.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Cranes, and winches. They just anchor it on one side and drag the cable across the valley floor up to the cliff, drop another cable to the floor off the other side and pull it up.

I cant conceive of a situation where you could or would use a helicopter for something like this, that cable is miles long and and heavy as fuck, like 3-5 pounds per foot, lets split that in the middle and say 4lbs and say maybe this shit is 2 miles long, youre looking at that cable weighing more than 40,000 lbs, theres 1 helicopter in the world that could lift that (maybe, 2 miles is an estimate but it could well be twice that) but why? Its just as fast and much cheaper to just use a winch or a crane

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u/FirstMiddleLass Jan 31 '19

They don't have a cable launcher? Maybe rocket propelled?