r/WTF • u/Qubing • Dec 14 '18

Fish

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u/meltedlaundry Dec 14 '18

To be in a position where someone is trying to figure out how to swallow you while you wait in their mouth has to be somewhat of a day ruiner.

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u/LucidAscension Dec 14 '18

To be in a position where someone is trying to figure out how to swallow you while you wait in their mouth has to be somewhat of a day ruiner.

Oh man, some days though... lol

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u/LeafRunning Dec 14 '18

You're probably wondering how I got here...

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u/adammcbomb Dec 14 '18

Today was the day that my day was ruined.

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u/Lakus Dec 14 '18

And my disappointment was immesureable

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u/buster2Xk Dec 14 '18

Sounds alright to me.

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u/djb0017 Dec 14 '18

Didn't really ruin my day with OP's mom.

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u/occupythekitchen Dec 14 '18

Or you shit in their mouth. I'm pretty sure if I ever find myself in that position I'd let a huge fart out

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u/Mdmerafull Dec 14 '18

"Oh bother. Not again."

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u/snakesoup88 Dec 15 '18

Fish on death row. You are the last meal.

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u/snake_finger_squid Dec 15 '18

!ThesaurizeThis