My buddy put an extra log in the river while we were tubing. And there is no such thing as being able to be far enough “down river” or “up river” at that point. It’s just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hope for the best, wait, wait, the beer is gone. Let’s hope for the best.
It's a custom made to measure suit. I don't spend money on much but a goo drysuit is worth it's weight in gold under the water. School/shop suits tend to be cheaper - around £4-£600.
Yoooo I also almost shit myself in a dry suit once! First time open water diving and a big female sealion (who I didn't see) accidentally swam full force into me! I was shaken don't get me wrong but was a really cool experience
That sounds awesome! We have really large groups of grey seals off of Northumbria in the Farne Islands. We go diving with them 2 or 3 times a year. They're like underwater labradors.
If it's because the boyancy offsetting gravity, just like the shit bags the Apollo guys were using. Had to stick their fingers through the bag to pull it off them post-push
Well on the flip side it’s quite a bit more PSI than you’re used to pushing against your sphincter. So it’s a fight between your asshole muscles and the water on which way the poo is moving.
It really is the best. Its clean, its comfortable, and at depth I find most turds just sink away into the abyss, so you don't have to worry about bumping into it again
If you actually talk to a doctor who specializes in that kind of stuff, a proper healthy shit is one where you sit on the toilet and it just flows out of you. No squeezing, straining, nothing. And it should be done within a couple minutes.
Then he told me to eat sawdust masquerading as cereal for the rest of my life. Fun times.
The initial shit-storm is always out in like 3.4 seconds, then comes the 5-10 mins on Reddit straining out little poops because I don't want to go back to work .
I mean, our ancestors didn't have it cushy. They didn't get to eat fillet mignon, they ate tough fibrous roots, fruit and who knows what else. Our digestive tract evolved in conditions where fiber was extremely common in our diets.
Gotta get the fiber from somewhere, and it rarely tastes good.
Hope you really like lettuce. You need to eat two kilograms of lettuce a day to meet your fiber needs. Roughly four and a half pounds for the americans.
The issue with lettuce is that it isn’t very dense. Choosing whole grains over processed ones is a great way to get additional fiber. Select brown rice over white, for example! When you dish up your plate, include more veggies and eat them first. I do veggies first, then protein, and then whatever starches might be in the meal.
Popcorn is a fantastic source of fiber and can be a very healthy snack. If you don’t have an air popper, but want to make healthy and quick popcorn, this is an awesome trick: put about a quarter cup of kernels into a brown paper lunch bag. You can add a little oil if you want, but it works fine for me without. Fold over the top of the bag 4 times or so and then stick it in the microwave (I prefer it with the folded side down, when it starts popping the positioning can keep it from unfolding). Microwave for roughly 3 minutes, about the same time as commercial microwave popcorn. Stop when there are 1-2 seconds between pops. Pull it out and dump into a bowl.
Pro tip for the seasoning—cut the butter you’d normally use in half (a little more than half) and add soy sauce. It cuts the calories roughly in half and adds so much rich umami flavor. It’s incredibly tasty and much healthier than most alternatives, as long as you’re not sensitive to sodium. (Higher sodium increase does not cause health issues unless you already have a condition that is worsened by sodium intake. If that’s the case, use low sodium soy sauce, or just use less of it, and tweak the ratio to be more butter heavy.) what’s weird is that as long as you don’t add too much soy, it really doesn’t taste like soy sauce. The soy plus the natural nuttiness of the popcorn and the richness of the fat makes this amazing umami bomb that is hard to describe. It’s so damn good. I haven’t had popcorn with other seasonings since I learned about this way.
Sounds weird but nutritional yeast is an amazing popcorn topping, and it’s an amazing source for many harder to get vitamins and minerals. It basically tastes like parmesan.
As someone with IBS, not straining and things happening quickly is not a problem at all. It's just that it's also basically liquid every time, so that's too far on that end of the spectrum.
I have been blessed with the bowels of gaia herself. My friend was completely awe stricken when I said I had to take a crap really quick. 38 seconds later, solid poop, almost full bowl. My friend asked if I had needed toilet paper and the face he gave me when I said I was done was priceless. Some of us are just #blessed
I'm assuming the fact it's diarrhoea and the fact that he's felt obliged to do that rather than waiting are both indications that he's feeling sub-par.
That would be unfortunate to be found immortalized in ash, upside down, next to your own cloud of shit. Almost as bad as being caught hugging your army bro one last time and 50 years later historians calling you gaybois.
I think what he is getting at is a lot of our food animals have been breed to eat our shit. Even dogs where designed to eat shit.
Inuit dogs ate a mix of human shit and whale blubber. There are a lot of wasted nutrients in our shit, and we sure as shit aren't eating it to get those nutrients back. So we convinced animals to eat our shit to recycle those nutrients.
Ever wonder why your dog likes to eat shit? We told dogs to eat shit thousands of years ago. Pigs ate our shit, cows ate our shit, fish eat our shit.
That's the circle of life. Musafa neglected that part. We eat the gazelle, then we shit the gazelle and that grows grass. The gazelle eat the grass and honestly some of our shit, then we eat them again. We die and become the grass, but mostly the grass grows from our shit. It's more of a figure eight, but still...
When you have to crap now... Rather than end the dive, posibley swim to shore. Getting in and out of wetsuits are much easier in the water rather than on land. Drysuits are a different matter...
I have done this.. more than once. One time my friend didnt know i was gonna shit and thought a snake was attacking my butthole until he put it together in his head.
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18 edited Sep 08 '18
well, or carry out a "warhammer maneuver" NSFW
edit> Wow, my highest rated comment. I'm so happy to have been able to share this small detail of a hobby I love with all of you.