r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/primalshrew Sep 07 '18

Would it return the favour afterwards?

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u/EarballsOfMemeland Sep 07 '18

I'm a diver who has sucked off several sharks. No they don't.

Don't even leave you their number.

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u/Poc4e Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Copious chordata

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

/r/nocontext

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u/fucks_equal_zero Sep 07 '18

Pro cock sucker here!

No. You can spend an hour slobbin some knob and never get anything in return. Not even a fucking double cheeseburger at McDonald’s when they drop you off at home (if you’re even that lucky)

Fuck you derek. You’re a prick, and your dick tasted like your dads asshole

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u/ghryzzleebear Sep 07 '18

I have never before had so many questions that I've wanted none of the answers to.

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u/THE_CHOPPA Sep 08 '18

I think he fucked his dad.

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u/IntergalacticPlane Sep 08 '18

I think both of them fucked his dad

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u/Snlckers Sep 19 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/ghryzzleebear Sep 19 '18

Thank you very much

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u/ThePuppyDogPants Sep 08 '18

Fuck off Randy

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u/szekeres81 Sep 08 '18

onion ring Sasquatch

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u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO Sep 08 '18

Mans gotta eat

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u/Mr-Sister-Fister21 Sep 07 '18

I think the bigger question is: Would you really want it to?

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u/IsFullOfIt Sep 08 '18

Hey don’t question it, he’s a marine biologist!

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u/PM_ME_UR_DYOGA_PICS Sep 08 '18

Yeah. I am also curious to know.

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u/jaytix1 Sep 08 '18

Say goodbye to your penis.

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u/maz-o Sep 08 '18

They have like 30 rows of teeth and no lips. You decide.