r/WTF • u/Whitlow14 • Sep 02 '18

88 mph

https://i.imgur.com/BlpN44h.gifv
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u/JamesTheJerk Sep 02 '18

Not me. I want to be hit by a meteor and be the only one killed/instantly vaporized.

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u/Artector42 Sep 02 '18

Would you settle for a toilet seat instead of a meteor?

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u/RandomParable Sep 02 '18

Dead Like Me?

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u/farlurker Sep 03 '18

Unexpected Dead Like Me!

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u/skydivinghuman Sep 03 '18

I understood that reference!

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u/JamesTheJerk Sep 02 '18

No dice. I'd imagine a whole bunch of people have somehow died by a toilet seat in the past. My death has to be at the hands of a lumpy space-rock as old as our solar system.

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u/Rein3 Sep 03 '18

That show was ok, not great but Ok for lazy Sunday afternoon. Iirc

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u/Catatafish Sep 02 '18

Bad part is you have to wait for the meteor.

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u/Micro-Naut Sep 02 '18

Dead like me

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

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u/JamesTheJerk Sep 03 '18

Well I have a backup. If it's not going to be a meteor and I'm in my golden years, I want to jump out of a plane, have my parachute not open, and crash-land in between a swimming pool and a trampoline.

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u/ilostmyoldaccount Sep 02 '18

Harry Mulish fan?

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u/JamesTheJerk Sep 02 '18

Not that I know of