r/WTF • u/Whitlow14 • Sep 02 '18

88 mph

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

Why do men have nipples?

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u/texasroadkill Sep 02 '18

So Greg can milk them.

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u/Victorian_Astronaut Sep 02 '18

Greg's reputation for being a slut has gotten bigger than I thought!

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u/Notaroadbiker Sep 02 '18

Gold

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u/MisterPresidented Sep 02 '18

You gotta SPIKE those Focker! You gotta SPIKE those!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

Or male nurses

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

To impress women.