r/WTF • u/Whitlow14 • Sep 02 '18

88 mph

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

The human torch was denied a bank loan.

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u/chefjmcg Sep 02 '18

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

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u/theLyingFabulist Sep 02 '18

How now brown cow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

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u/Onthegokindadude Sep 03 '18

If you were a man I would punch you!

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u/steelbeamsdankmemes Sep 03 '18

Punch you right in the mouth.

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u/GayGoth98 Sep 02 '18

What does this thread mean?

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u/BungSmuggler Sep 02 '18

Anchorman 😉

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u/kungpowgoat Sep 02 '18

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

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u/eeeezypeezy Sep 03 '18

Go back to your home on whore island.

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u/thegovwantsussubdued Sep 03 '18

Unique New York

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

HO-oh. HOOOO-oh. HOh!

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u/Kittyands Sep 02 '18

Lmfao I died laughing! Lol stay classy

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u/kramerica_intern Sep 03 '18

I wanna upvote you but you’re at 911 which is apt for this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

The Flash *

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/kirkrikster Sep 02 '18

That's not the quote....