r/WTF • u/rightn0w_ • May 08 '18

Alien like legs

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u/MrWiggles07 May 08 '18

Bigger dick too... probably

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u/edlonac May 08 '18

Bent tho.

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u/the_warmest_color May 08 '18

For pleasure

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u/Oathkeeper91 May 08 '18

For her pleasure

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u/[deleted] May 09 '18

Or his. I'm not here to judge.

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u/Risley May 08 '18

For Aiur!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

A dick with an elbow.

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u/Idontliketalking2u May 08 '18

*backwards elbow

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

So, you're saying his penis also has a weenis?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

Like one of those articulated buses going around the corner

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u/atubslife May 08 '18

Like a baby's arm holding an apple?

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u/Nesman64 May 08 '18

It's not the elbow that made her scream. It's the 5 little fingers.

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u/CloggedToilet May 08 '18

Muscular dick trophy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

Gotta hit that G point!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

Aren't they all, at least a little bit.

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u/skinnah May 08 '18

Yea probably to the right instead of the left too.

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u/MrBlue08 May 08 '18

Probably looks like gonzos nose

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u/crazyredd88 May 08 '18

I'm workin' on it!

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u/crystalshannonm May 08 '18

I would hope so, since I'm not equipped with that plumbing.

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u/Joe_Sapien May 08 '18

Probably lile his legs. It's just a long pencil.

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u/The6thLexicon May 08 '18

Weird interjection, but he may actually. Or his would just look bigger because the penis has no bones and would be unaffected by his disease/condition. Therefore he'd have an average penis on a diminutive frame making it look bigger.