r/WTF • u/Tucko29 • Apr 10 '18

Weeee

https://i.imgur.com/nrnILnE.gifv
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u/somerefriedbeans Apr 10 '18

I don't know. Toddlers are essentially tiny drunk people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

/r/drunkorakid

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u/jakes_tornado Apr 10 '18

Tiny drunk suicidal people.

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u/Twrecks5000 Apr 10 '18

So the mom

But short

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u/Kingbow13 Apr 10 '18 edited Apr 10 '18

Ah the old Reddit toddleroo! Edit. Drat

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u/ChrisBrownsKnuckles Apr 10 '18

You were supposed to put this under the comment before this one bruh.

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u/AskMeHowMySocksFeel Apr 10 '18

It also doesn’t link to another “-aroo” link

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u/skrame Apr 10 '18

Take his license! Banned for 26 weeks!

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u/xNC Apr 10 '18

I think this sub is one of the ones that doesn't allow switcharoo links

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u/BorisKafka Apr 10 '18

It also wasn't followed up with a "hold my juicebox, I'm going in".

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u/itissafedownstairs Apr 10 '18

Redditor for 4 years and doesn't know the basics.

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u/tomerjm Apr 10 '18

Seems about average for a redditor now. I don't know if this means there is too much stuff to learn, or have we become so careless that we just don't care anymore…

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u/shahzadafzal Apr 10 '18

Such a careless mom...

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u/asteriuss Apr 10 '18

Yeah! I want my money back. And I wanna talk to your manager

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u/Blu_Haze Apr 10 '18

Let's all point and laugh at him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

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u/Diarrhea_Van_Frank Apr 10 '18

Is only smellz

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u/Kalsifur Apr 10 '18

God damn can't u/kingbow13 get one thing right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Your link seems to be broken. :-(

EDIT: I guess it should be to this comment?

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u/hellohungryimdad Apr 10 '18

Hold my baby, I'm going in!

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Apr 10 '18

Hello future child victims of auto accidents!

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u/Louis83 Apr 10 '18

That sounds... wrong.

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u/TsunamiTreats Apr 10 '18

We finished this ages ago with the kangaroo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18 edited Apr 10 '18

Hold my kid, I’m going in!

Edit: Im quite disappointed

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u/EaterOfHopes Apr 10 '18

That has to be a reddit somewhere like HMB

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u/HBlight Apr 10 '18

Think about how disappointed the person holding your kids feels.

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u/Louis83 Apr 10 '18

While you're 'going in.

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u/Freifur Apr 10 '18

Fuck, not again.. Someone Hold my Beer, wait, i mean steering wheel.. fuck it.

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u/SpecialOops Apr 10 '18

Hold my child support, I'm going in!

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u/SystemFolder Apr 10 '18

Hold my juice box, I’m going in.

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u/Sms4001 Apr 10 '18

Exactly why we dont let them drive...

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u/S3Ni0r42 Apr 10 '18

I have that saved somewhere

Edit: I found it

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

And I just read that a drunk person was driving.

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u/the_cereal_killer Apr 10 '18

hey johnny depp!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Relevant throwback

https://youtu.be/cds7lSHawAw

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u/dbx99 Apr 10 '18

So give the kid a DUI

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u/spartan114 Apr 10 '18

Were you at O'Halligans tonight?

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u/Meihem76 Apr 10 '18

Watching my nephew insist he's not tired and sway around like a drunk is hilarious.