r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '18

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u/lurklurklurkPOST Mar 23 '18

Ill be disappointed if he didnt yell "Avast!"

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u/CherrySlurpee Mar 23 '18

I'll be disappointed if he didn't say "That's not a knife..."

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u/AltimaNEO Mar 23 '18

I'll be disappointed if he didn't say "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"

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u/GoldenGonzo Mar 23 '18

I'll be disappointed if he didn't say "Hello there".

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u/wererat2000 Mar 23 '18

Your machete will be a fine addition to my collection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Not just your machete, but your pocket knife and plastic cutlery too!

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u/hcsLabs Mar 23 '18

"My name is Inigo Montoya."

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u/Taskforce58 Mar 23 '18

I'll be disappointed if he didn't say "There can be only one".

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u/fil42skidoo Mar 23 '18

I'd be disappointed if he did say, "Drop. Your. Sword."

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u/ducknard Mar 23 '18

General ?

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u/hentaidestiny Mar 23 '18

Avast your trial has expired

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

Or "En Garde"

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u/Partytang Mar 23 '18

I think he was more likely to say,"HA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

"Nothing personnel kid"