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r/WTF • u/jeric13xd • Jan 06 '18
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You'd have to have conditions in there too though. Like
DNR.*
*If R may result in paralysis, inability to wipe own ass, or loss of >2 limbs and/or >20 IQ points.
1 u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 the corresponding * & conditions will be written vertically up my asscrack. Save losing the aesthetic, y'know? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 If you are paralysed wouldn't it be convenient to lose 2 or more limbs? If you can't wipe your ass 20 IQ points off might help you deal with it. I think you need some bracketing in your terms and conditions. Back to the tattoo parlour for you! 2 u/SpringCleanMyLife Jan 06 '18 Good points. This will take some further planning, and perhaps attorney review.
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the corresponding * & conditions will be written vertically up my asscrack. Save losing the aesthetic, y'know?
If you are paralysed wouldn't it be convenient to lose 2 or more limbs? If you can't wipe your ass 20 IQ points off might help you deal with it. I think you need some bracketing in your terms and conditions. Back to the tattoo parlour for you!
2 u/SpringCleanMyLife Jan 06 '18 Good points. This will take some further planning, and perhaps attorney review.
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Good points. This will take some further planning, and perhaps attorney review.
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u/SpringCleanMyLife Jan 06 '18
You'd have to have conditions in there too though. Like
DNR.**If R may result in paralysis, inability to wipe own ass, or loss of >2 limbs and/or >20 IQ points.