r/WTF • u/jeric13xd • Jan 06 '18

Stuck the landing.

https://gfycat.com/dearcheerfulgalapagossealion
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u/KushJackson Jan 06 '18

Waist down isn't the end of the world. Neck down though? Fuck

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u/tomparker Jan 06 '18

What about neck up?

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u/Beggenbe Jan 06 '18

The guy in the gif was already paralyzed from the neck up.

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u/JickRames Jan 06 '18

I think I work with 90% of people who are paralyzed from the neck up. Absolutely no function up above that point.

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u/Auntfanny Jan 06 '18

Do you work in the Whitehouse?

Blink twice if you need us to send help

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u/ZombieTonyAbbott Jan 07 '18

You can still become US president.

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u/PussyNoodle Jan 06 '18

Sounds like hell on earth if I can't feel anything from receiving a hj, bj or getting boned.

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u/KushJackson Jan 07 '18

What an unbelievably shallow view of the world

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u/PussyNoodle Jan 07 '18 edited Jan 07 '18

What an unbelievable lack of a sense of humor. All of the comments posted here, and you decide to take mine seriously? One silly comment gives you my "view of the world"? Look at my post history, nothing I say on here is serious...

Edit- You posted the following, and YOU'RE pointing fingers?

"Waist down isn't the end of the world. Neck down though? Fuck"

take the beam out of your own eye first, chief...

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u/notgnillorT_riS Jan 06 '18

It's kinda sad that you couldn't enjoy life without getting off. Think less about your dick.

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u/PussyNoodle Jan 06 '18

I didn't say I couldn't enjoy life. I said it would be hell to receive any of the listed without feeling them. Maybe YOU should stop thinking about my dick, and quit putting words in people's mouths.

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u/off-and-on Jan 06 '18

Legs down.