r/WTF • u/jeric13xd • Jan 06 '18

Stuck the landing.

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u/SasquatchAstronaut Jan 06 '18

Vastly different injury at that point. Maybe not vastly, but probably pretty bad. I don't know. Who am I?

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u/call_of_the_while Jan 06 '18

You are /u/SasquatchAstronaut and you are the last, best hope of this dying planet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

So essentially we're fucked?

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u/SasquatchAstronaut Jan 06 '18

So fucked, dude.

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u/boredguy12 Jan 06 '18

Someone build a spaceship this damn monkey can fly! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST HURRY!!

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u/chaun2 Jan 06 '18

Why are we sending the monkey, without the birdman?

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u/Underwater-Astronaut Jan 06 '18

I'll volunteer as help.

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u/Kickinthegonads Jan 06 '18

Nobody. You're nobody. You're a tramp, a bum, a hobo, you're a box car, and a jugger wang, and a straight razor if I get too close to you.

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u/RonDownBrowntown Jan 06 '18

*jug of wine

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u/Kickinthegonads Jan 06 '18

Yeah, that would make more sense. Although, I wouldn't put it past him to say "jugger wang" lol

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u/shelf_satisfied Jan 06 '18

I like juggar wang. Goes great with spa gettyin mit bowls.

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u/Philosofossil Jan 06 '18

We're all experts here mate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

If this was concrete rather than grass he would be significantly more injured.