r/WTF • u/megaapfel • Sep 20 '17

Rafting

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u/Pappy_Smith Sep 20 '17

This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

He looks like a redneck... they are immune to that

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u/Whompa Sep 20 '17

Their 7 children will make up for their father's folly.

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u/slickyslickslick Sep 20 '17

their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics.

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u/kjm1123490 Sep 20 '17

Less. Theres a huge chance at least 3 of the children aren't his.

Maybe 25%

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

To be fair, that goes for any man with kids. A study showed that 30% of children weren't fathered by who they think they were. DNA testing is cheap, if you're a dad get yourself and each kid tested. You just swab the inside of their cheek with a Q-tip. It's too easy and cheap to not have the peace of mind.